Jani Lane!?!?!?!?

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Soooooooo this was suggested by my girl nirvanafan420 PLEAAAAAASSSSEEEE go follow her she's so cute funny and sweet!!!!!1!!!!!1!!1!1!

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YAYAYAYAAAYAYAAYAYAYA today I get to go on ANOTHER DATE WITH SLASHIE BBY butt poopcroob Izzy Steven Krist and duffles are supposed to cum with us. UGh

We walked into the lovely restaurant called David's Chest Hair.

We took our orders and waited for a while. Our food finally came!!!!! After three hours111!1!!1!

It was.......

A CHERRY PIE?????????!!?!?!???!?!!?!

Then Jani Lane(poupcrubs bestie) jumped on our table and pointed at me and screamed, "SHES MY CHERRY PIE" AND FUCKING PICKED ME THE FUCK U!?!?!?!?!

Poopcoob laughed and clapped in the background while playing with Zadis hair and squealing in gay. Izzy and Duff were nodding there heads in approval and Krist was just drinking Duff's vodka.

"JANIS HOW DARE YOU"

then Janis Joplin was in the background. She laughed which sounded like a witch(lol sorry I luv u Janis). Then Grace Slick came over and started to do lesbian shit with her for like the 73727363728264728263728263627#637#7#6$7263627262th time in a F U C K I N G row.

She then went to her new Mercedes Benz which The Lord bought her and drove away with Grace into the sunset.

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Well this is awkward..

We went home and cuddled for the rest of the day.

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Btw here's a bootiful materpeeeece:

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