MaxNeil Oneshots

Started With an Email

This is what this story was going to be originally but i lost motivation. Comment if you want me to continue this one in its own separate book.

Basically, max lives in cali, neil in ny. Their schools are part of a program that puts two students together from across the country. Hope its good (doesn't get that far because i was planning on an entire story)

Dec. 6, 20XX

Subject- school

To- ScienceGeek425@yahoo.com

Compose- Hey. Neil right? Im Max, from Oakland High School. Im ur partner for the Connect across country program.

I dont really know what to say so I'll ask a few questions that were on this 'get to know you' sheet my teacher gave me. Basically small talk questions. Im not gonna ask all of them because some of them are kinda personal and I dont want this to be too long.

Favorite color?
Mines blue.

Subject?
Math is ok I guess.

Age?
Im 15 rn.

Snack?
Im a sucker for anything coffee.

Bye I guess.
P.S. hows the weather?

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December 6th, 20XX

Subject- Hi.

To- Maxamillionterrors@hotwire.com

Compose- Hello to you too, I guess. And, yes, it's Neil. I remember the teacher telling us about this. I don't really understand the point of this, but I'll do my best.

Now, let's see...my favorite color would probably have to be yellow, I don't really know why. Favorite subject? Definitely science. I love science, it's super cool. Laugh all you want, I stand by my word. Anyway, I just turned 16 a couple months ago. I don't really have a favorite snack, ice cream, I suppose. Bye Max, and the weather is great, thank you. I just love waking up to below freezing temperatures and ice covered sidewalks when my walk to school is already long enough. Talk to you later.

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Dec. 6, 20XX

Subject- No.

To- ScienceGeek425@yahoo.com

Compose- I see you've got some humor in there mr. Science pants. Honestly, Im not surprised Ms. Foster (my teacher) paired me with a nerd, Im a bit of a troublemaker if you know what I mean.

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Great, let me guess, spikes and My Chemical Romance blasing in the background or one of those perfect jocks who do whatever you want? Classic 'bad boy' with girls falling all over you left and right? Ok, Hotshot.

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Lol, not really. I just kinda do what I want and whatever. My grades aren't horrible but what can ya do. Guess I could be considered somewhat emo, but not really. I've also gotten in trouble for 'too much flirting' before...more than once.

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Seriously? Lmao. If I'm honest, you kind of sound like a diva. (No offence if you would take any.) Maybe the teachers think that I'll 'rub off' on you or something. I have to go, study time. Something you don't do I'm guessing?

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Dec. 8, 20XX

Subject- No.

To- ScienceGeek425@yahoo.com

Compose- Oh, ya, total diva (none taken lol). Anyway, we're kinda supposed to talk about our day a little. Mine was fine for the most part, cafeteria food tastes like sh*t, played dodgeball in P.E., skipped history to fill Nurf's locker (someone I f*cking despise, you have no idea) with paint filled water ballons. Nothing special. His face was priceless tho. Wish I took a picture. So how was your day nerd? Have fun reorganizing the library for a few hours or something? Ttyl, nerd.

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December 8th, 20XX

Subject- Today.

To- Maxamillionterrors@hotwire.com

Compose- Sounds like sweet revenge to me. What did he do to make you hate him so much?

My day was pretty good, accept gym. God, f*cking hate gym. Pretty sure the only reason I didn't leave with any broken bones is because of Nikki. Oh, right, you don't know who that is. She is my best, and frankly only, friend. She's kind of crazy, but hey, she's still nice. Just another plus that everyone is too scared to mess with her (so while she's around I'm practically untouchable). So pretty much my personal body guard. Oh ya, and I almost died on my way home. Bye.

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Oh, sh*t, seriously?! You cant just say that! Dude you have to tell me what happened now. Nikki sounds cool, bet you two are pretty close. And, Nurf? Woof. He's one of those, how'd you put it? 'Perfect jocks who do whatever they want.' He thinks he's 'all that' but he's just some fat motherf*cker who likes to push other people around. We even share a couple of friends, dont know what the hell they see in him tho. I've gotta go, btw, who's Nikki's partner? Maybe I know them. Night Neil.

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