Incognito (SingXReader//A Banana Fish Fanfic)

Special Chapter #1: Brother's Birthday Part I

Heya! Your trash of an author's here again making another not so impressive chapters. So anyways. here we go again!

DRAWING ABOVE IS ANOTHER... UH, FANART WHEN Y/N AND SING ARE 22? SO YEAH.

"So I was walking earlier in the streets, buying some cheap spicy hotdogs without mustard but full of spicy sauce in it on the sidewalk near the park, I saw this on the glass window displayed with an unbelievable greeny pair of jade bright beads of eyes, platinum ash blonde hair and porcelain white skin! And I'm like, 'omg! Today's actually his birthday!' So I quickly contacted my force to do something about this!" Y/n who started making a casual accent, took the liberty of buying a whiteboard on her way to China town, particularly, in Chang Dai, scribbling on it with a white board marker that only a few squeaky sound hisses in the air for quite some time.

"So... we're your contacted force?" Shorter doubtfully looked around, scratching the back of his neck seeing the girl's boyfriend Sing, Alex, Kong, Bones, Cain and Eiji.

"Yup! So did Ash knew you're here?" She asked.

"No. I told him I'm going to the university." Sing replied.

Eiji shook his head. "Told him I'm going to talk to shorter for photography in China town."

Shorter yawned. "I just followed through Eiji's alibi."

"Well, boss don't usually care about what we do or where we go so we're fine to have no reason for him." Alex reassured.

"I guess I don't really need to give him tabs on my whereabouts so I'm good." Cain confidently replied.

The h/c haired girl placed a hand on her waist while her free hand pointed to what's written on the white board: Operation Pumpkin on it. "Yes! I want to give him a birthday parade. But that's too much so I'll just prank him." She explained.

"And why the pumpkin?" Sing frowned, hearing little giggles from the japanese male beside him.

"I'm going to scare him. Eiji! I know you know what I mean over the way you hold your cackle." She said eyeing the mentioned with an understanding looks.

"Yeah--" trying to hold his laughter, he wiped his teary eyes. "How do you like to display the squash?" He asked.

"As for your knowledge, my good people." She started nicely. "My brother is afraid of pumpkins."

"Huh?!" Everyone, except her and Eiji looked in disbelief. Something really unexpected visited their knowledge that when they put place the fierce Ash staggering away from an orange cinderella material was too surreal... but funny.

"Don't you guys dare use that to overpower him!" She said back. "I just need a payback for all his birthday prank on me during the days. It's time for revenge." She grinned in a sinister way, dark scheming aura corrupting the air of her supposed innocent look.

"Hah. Fine. So what's the plan?" Sing asked.

"Well, here's my proposed action plan!" She picked out a piece of paper from her pocket. Unfolded it a couple of times and cleared her throat. "I ordered... pumpkin pies, personalized pumpkin balloons, pumpkin designed printed tarpaulin plaque saying: "happy birthday Aslan" on it, a pumpkin mask and a pumpkin mascot!!" She happily ended.

Sing went near, standing behind her to read her notes. "You sure you're not planning an early Halloween? It's still August, you know." He said, kissing her hair shortly before leaning his chin on top of her head, hands around her waist gently pulling her close to him.

"Well of course I'm definitely not." The girl grinned. "I'm planning an early funeral of fear."

"So this is what they call retribution of the bullied?" Shorter asked mainly to give her teasing.

Y/n gave him an apathetic look. "He can never bully me." She muttered.

"Oh yeah?" The chinese male asked unsatisfied. "I mean, I know you're stronger than him. But that doesn't mean he hasn't scored a scheme right?"

"Well he's pretty clever so yeah. Guess I could say that I got bullied every birthday bash he prepares."

"Then let's start teaching him a lesson!" Cain laughed, rolling his sleeves up to his elbows with a grin on his face. "I somehow wanted to see how you're going to do this."

"But boss will kick our butt after this!" Bones complained and Kong agreed ferociously, their faces obviously shown fear of not just being ass kicked but being killed mercilessly as well.

"Are you sure this is a good idea?" Sing asked, his eyes still focused on the plan title she wrote.

She giggled. "Why not? Seeing him all kitten to boot completes my satisfactory." She replied, doodling pumpkin on the whiteboard in hand.

Her boyfriend grumbled behind her, now digging his chin between her neck and shoulder. "So you postponed our date just to order pumpkin?" He mumbled, the vibration on his voice tingles through her ear giving her a short chill.

"Don't be jealous, Singy-pie, this is worth it!" She reached out for his head, ruffling his hair and him giving a shot kiss on her neck before they spoke further about the plan as usuall as though it had been their normal actions since passed few months that they became official.

The inseparable couple earned a look from the gang Y/n had called, cringing from the sight that behold them all the time the two love birds are together.

"So, since we now know the gist of the plan, we're going now. I don't want to catch any attention from the ants over this sweetness that you two are gracing us with." Shorter said, voicing out the words his fellow single--except Eiji-- and out of placed from romance buddies around him would most likely want to say as well.

"Well sure! Just make sure you come wearing the mask I'm going to give later, okay?!" She said happily. "I can't wait to see the look on that blondie's face when he sees us!" She gave a couple of witchy laughter from her vocals, taking character of herself being a villain for the day.

But her moment came to a pause as the Chinese raven behind her covered her mouth with his big hand. "Stop doing that. You sound horrible." He scolded.

Removing his hand from her mouth, she gave a grunt. "Urgh. Strict Asian alert~" she hummed.

Everyone started leaving while Y/n, Sing, Shorter and Eiji stayed on the restaurant.

"We have about six hours before Ash comes home from the library." The girl said after checking out her clock.

"So, what are we going to do now?" Shorter crossed his arms as he slumped himself on the chair, feet up on the restaurant table casually that was luckily safe from his sister's slap if she ever sees him having such mannerless posture inside their restaurant.

"For now, we wait for the delivery and start decorating!" The girl announced. Then she pointed to Eiji. "Distract him for us."

The Japanese male blinked twice. "But how am I suppose to do that?" He asked.

The girl thought for a while, snapping her fingers and pointed a finger on him once again. "Go ask him on a date! He'd love that and we'll be having more than enough time for it." She suggested.

"Date?" Eiji was a little dumbfounded.

"Yes. A. Date." She mouthed syllabically. "And make sure not to spill the beans while you're at it. I'm planning to smash a pumpkin cake on his face."

"O-okay..." still confused, Eiji also left the premise in deep thoughts.

Shorter yawned. "And you two? How long are you going to spread the love around here?" He asked sarcastically.

"Well, until you fall in love with that chair." She replied with the same sarcasm, pointing over the empty chair across him.

Shorter snorted. "Che, just let my single ass be. I love myself and that's basically enough." He said.

"Aww... don't worry, we love you as well." Y/n sent him a playful flying kiss before pulling Sing with her. "We're gonna go now~" she added as they disappeared into the premise, the hanging decoration on the door chimes faintly.