heartbreaker | nct dream

06

NO SLEEP CLUB

jeno added haeyoung!

HAECHAN:
SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME I DARE YOU

RENJUN:
YOU LOOK LIKE A DONKEY, D O N K E Y H Y U C K

CHENLE:
dongkey kong works too

JAEMIN:
isn't it donkey without the g?

CHENLE:
same thing

MARK:
dingdong

JISUNG:
^hyuck

MARK:
✨dingdong hyuck ✨

JAEMIN:
now which one of you asshats took my credit card?

HAECHAN:
shut up jaemin tHIS AINT ABOUT YOU

HAECHAN:
mark, I WILL EAT ALL YOUR WATERMELONS WHEN IM OVER AT YOUR PLACE.

MARK:
oh no you wouldn't

HAECHAN:
watch me bitch

ME:

RENJUN:
oh since when were you here?

ME:
since jeno added me in here

HAECHAN:
no wonder he hasn't said anything

JENO:
please don't involve me in this

CHENLE:
you're so not fun

JISUNG:
since when was jeno ever fun?

JAEMIN:
OKAY SERIOUSLY SQUARE TF UP WHO TOOK MY CREDIT CARD

HAECHAN:
ew who would take ur card i don't think there's even money in there

ME:
cylinder dOWN

MARK:
...what?

ME:
what? mArkEr

MARK:
did you just-

JAEMIN:
okay YUCKY i have money in there and is no one going to own up?

JISUNG:
did mark really just get cut off IN A TEXT?????

MARK:

JISUNG:
if you can even reach my kneecaps

MARK:
oh?????

JENO:
shouldn't jisung be saying that to renjun lol
seen by jisung and 6 others

JENO:
hello?

JISUNG:
you're not funny.

JISUNG:
at all.

JISUNG:
it should be a sin to be this unfunny.

JENO:
i don't deserve this slandeR

JISUNG:
but it's the truth ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

JENO:
at this point i'd be expecting a renjun screaming at me but instead a chick lookin headass starts roasting me

JAEMIN:
don't call my son a chick lookin headass😤 don't worry jisungie, jeno doesn't know what he's talking about. i'll buy you as much happy meal sets as you want(prior that i get my cREDIT CARD BACK)

JISUNG:
yay :D jaemin is best

CHENLE:
guys...

CHENLE:
haechan and renjun has been oddly quiet
and we all know they can't keep quiet for even a second

JENO:
i wouldn't be surprised if they're actually fighting rn

ME:
i'm just here for the tea

JAEMIN: