NO SLEEP CLUB
JENO:
do u guys wanna hear a joke
HAEYOUNG:
it's literally 4am why are you still awake
JAEMIN:
this group chat is called no sleep club for a reason
HAEYOUNG:
but there's school tomorrow
MARK:
then why are YOU awake?
HAEYOUNG:
i was awoken by jeno's message, i forgot to silent my phone and turn on do not disturb mode
HAECHAN:
oh that's sad
HAECHAN:
but does it look like we care? no. as long as we wake up it'll be fine
RENJUN:
are you going to ignore the fact that you literally did not wake up that one morning because of exhaustion and i had to bring you to the hospital
HAECHAN:
it was only that one fateful morning. you don't see it happening now do you?
RENJUN:
yeah, okay
JENO:
i came here to tell a joke, not watch you guys argue again
HAEYOUNG:
just say the joke
HAECHAN:
you're the joke
HAECHAN:
just kidding </3
JENO:
okay, what do you call a pig that does karate?
CHENLE:
what?
JENO:
pork chop.
MARK:
that's lame
HAEYOUNG:
oh look at what you've done, you woke chenle up just for a stupid joke
JENO:
my joke isn't stupid!
JAEMIN:
like i said, we're called no sleep club for a reason
JENO:
okay another one. why don't scientists trust atoms?
JENO:
because they make up everything
MARK:
this just ain't it.
HAECHAN:
is this turning into a science lesson now?
JENO:
uhh no
HAEYOUNG:
is that all? if it is, i'm going back to bed
JENO:
let me say one more joke! this one is funny, i swear
RENJUN:
if we don't find it funny, that shows a lot about your humour, jeno
JENO:
alright, how do you make holy water?
CHENLE:
why do you need holy water?
JENO:
that was a joke
JAEMIN:
ok how
JENO:
you boil the hell out of it HAHAHAH
JAEMIN:
jeno, you're better than this
JISUNG:
i'm pretty sure you're the only one who laughed
RENJUN:
jeno's humour: -1000
HAECHAN:
jisung is right, it should be a sin to be this unfunny.
JENO:
:(
MARK:
bet chenle and haeyoung already went to sleep
HAEYOUNG:
i haven't, actually
HAEYOUNG:
hey jeno
JENO:
yes?
HAEYOUNG:
are you a sofa?
JENO:
no... why?
HAEYOUNG:
because you're sofaking annoying.
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heartbreaker | nct dream
Fanfiction❝this is how to be a heartbreaker, rule #1 is that you got to have fun. but when you're done, you got to be the first to run.❞ an ot7 dream fanfiction. © TAlNTED | 2020 h.r. : #2 in huangrenjun #2 in leedonghyuck #4 in najaemin #5 in parkjisung #7...
