USWNT Oneshots

No More- Christen Press

I was currently tipsy, dancing on the center table in our locker room. You might ask, why are you tipsy? What's the occasion?

Well...we won the She Believes Cup!!

Music started blasting and I screamed the lyrics.

"OPEN UP THE SAFE BITCHES GOT A LOT TO SAY! PUSSY IN YA FACE!" I yell out and feel a soft hand rub my thigh.

"Yesss?" I ask and look down, seeing my beautiful girlfriend.

"Down. Now." She says and helps me down.

I rub her jaw, "You so motherfucking pretty! Like more pretty and hot than Madison fucking Beer. And  I've had a thing for Madison since I was 17!" I yell and Christen palms her face.

"God your so drunk!" She says and giggle turning in her arms.

"Sonnet said it would be funnnnn" I say and Christen scoffs.

"Of course Sonny did."

"I wannnnaa have more! MALL! GET ME MOREEE!" I yell over to Mal and she looks at me.

"Mallory Diane Pugh, do not give her any more!" Christen yells and I pout.

"Heyyyyy I wanna have moreee." I slur out and Christen puts a piece of loose hair behind my ear.

"Your so cute. Even when your drunk." She whispers and I giggle, trying not to blush.

"I wanna go dance with Julie and Crystal!!" I say and Christen smiles big.

"Okay...but first promise me no more alcohol. You know your a pain to deal with when you drink. And I hate seeing you in more pain the morning after." She says rubbing my butt lightly.

I hold out my pinky finger and bite my lip. She interlocks our pinkies. I kiss my thumb and so does she. So apparently, according to my bestfriend Mal, if I break this something bad will happen.

Mal made me promise I wouldn't tell anyone about a broken vase in our hotel room. She mostly didn't want Christen to find out.

Even though Mal is only 1 and a half years older than me, I listen to everything she says. She's more my older sister than best friend. Which I can deal with.

'I really am drunk' I think and laugh out. Christen smiles and I turn.

"You promise no more right?!" Christen yells and I turn again.

"I pinky promises Chrissy! I will never hurt your feelings by breaking that!" I yell and she smiles and tilts her head almost admiring me.

"Okay. Go have fun babygirl."

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SPOILER: I had more to drink.

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HEYYY. PLEASE GIVE ME MAL AND LINDSEY ONESHOT IDEAS AND ONLY MAL AND LINDS. I WILL DO OTHER PLAYER SUGGESTIONS LATER IN THE WEEK!! A lot of you have asked for more Mal and Linds so here you go!! Love you guys and stay safe!