In Glass Sword:
Cal: I can't believe this is happening!
Kilorn: I can
Cal: Everyone is out to kill me—
Mare: Wow. Really?
Cal: My brother's in a light I'm pushed out of—
Mare: Wish I could relate.
Cal: I'm forced to do this against my will—
Cameron: How awful.
Cal: I have nobody—
Farley: Must be horrible.
Cal: My life is a total wreck!
Reds: Much sympathy for you.
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Cal: Tries to be in any way affectionate towards Mare
Mare: Whoooaaah touchy. No touchy. No touch.
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Authors: You get to die! You get to die! EVERYONE DIES!
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Kilorn: What if April Fool's Day is actually on April 2nd, AND WE'VE BEEN APRIL FOOLED THIS WHOLE TIME.
Mare, punching through the wall: HOW COME YOU DRINK A DRINK BUT DON'T FOOD A FOOD.
Julian, slamming his book closed: WHAT IF SCULPTURES ARE ACTUALLY VICTIMS OF MEDUSA.
Shade: BEEF JERKEY IS JUST COW RAISIN.
Farley: For the love of all brain cells SHUT UP. IT'S THREE IN THE MORNING.
Shower thoughts actually help me sleep at night.
This is the third writer typing, and have a good day🙂
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*One shots
FanfictionA few random one shots of the Red Queen characters in any part of the series (also au's), since it seems like I was late to the fandom.
