Mare: **** off, Cal! I hate you! Why don't you leave me alone?!?
Two minutes later
Mare: Don't leave me, please, stay with me. I love you baby.
...
Farley: Our body is made up of bones.
Mare: Bones represent the dead.
Both at the same time: Therefore, we are all dead inside.
Everyone else:
...
Maven: What makes you think you have the strength against me?
Cal: (knows how to navigate any battlefield)
Mare: (with an army of newbloods)
Farley: (kills with the precision of a Silver, if not more)
Kilorn: (drinks orange juice right after brushing his teeth like it's nothing)
...
Clara: Hey Cal, what's orgasm?
Mare, in the distance:
Cal: What?
Clara: Orgasm. I've seen it before, but I wanna know how to do it.
Cal: Okay. So what you have to do is—
Mare, walking towards the two: Cal, what the—
Clara: Look, Mare, I'm doing orgasm!
Mare:
Clara:
Cal:
Mare: That's origami.
And done. Here's another of my stuff.
This is the third writer typing, and have a good day🙂
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*One shots
أدب الهواةA few random one shots of the Red Queen characters in any part of the series (also au's), since it seems like I was late to the fandom.