Mare: My hands are cold.
Cal: (takes her hands in his) better?
Mare:
Mare: All of a sudden my mouth is cold too.
...
Shade: Farley!
Farley: What?
Shade: How do you say tortilla in Spanish?
Farley:
Shade:
Farley: We're in the middle of a revolution WHY ARE YOU ASKING THIS
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Cal: Is that my shirt?
Mare, wearing a shirt that goes to her knees: No.
...
(Cal, nailing leather straps to the ground)
Farley: What the—why is Kilorn lying down?
Cal: I'm making the world a backpack, and he's gonna carry it.
Farley:
Mare: And I live with these idiots.
...
Maven: Mare.
Mare: What
Maven: If Covid-19 doesn't take you out, can I?
Mare:
Maven:
Mare:
Maven:
Mare: I'm dating your brother.
...
Mare, noticing Cal's outfit: Wow. You dress to impress.
Cal: No, love. I undress to impress.
If you get the reference I let me know. I need someone to cry with about this series.
...
Cal: How come your lips don't touch when you say touch but they do touch when you say separate?
Mare:
Cal: Drinking alcohol is basically borrowing happiness from tomorrow.
Mare:
Cal: The nursery rhyme never mentioned that Humpty Dumpty was an egg.
Mare: Seriously. How are we still married?
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*One shots
FanfictionA few random one shots of the Red Queen characters in any part of the series (also au's), since it seems like I was late to the fandom.
