Mare: What are you two doing?
Cori: Playing house with my dolls.
Shade: See?
Mare: I'm pretty sure "house" doesn't involve screaming.
Shade: You scream.
Mare: It's called nightmares.
Cori: So nightmares is you screaming at Daddy to keep going?
...
2:00 am
Kilorn: Do crabs think fish can fly?
Mare:
Kilorn: Waffles are pancakes with abs.
Mare: Kilorn...
Kilorn: Do you think the sea is salty because the land never waves back?
Mare: Do you think you can sleep like a normal human being?
Few minutes later
Kilorn: Every year we pass our death date without even knowing.
Mare: I think I know your death date.
...
Maven as a child: Cal, there's a monster under my bed.
Cal: But your mom sleeps on Dad's bed.
...
Mare, singing: When I think about my worries and I think about my strife, here what is what simply say...
Mare: (ear-splitting shriek)
...
Evangeline: Whatever your parents tell you about meeting is absolute bu******. I'm the very reason you're alive.
Cori: Mom and Dad say that she picked his pocket.
Shade: What's bu******?
...
Mare: The bigger it is, the better
Cori: That's what she said.
Mare: What?
Cori: Evangeline taught me that
So...I'm alive.
This is the third writer typing, and have a good day🙂
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*One shots
FanfictionA few random one shots of the Red Queen characters in any part of the series (also au's), since it seems like I was late to the fandom.
