I'm gonna call him B from now on or something because I just... I CANT USE BOBERT IM SORRY ITS TOO MUCH
Pregnancy announcements: You guys got everyone in the living room and told them you had exciting news. "Y/n's pregnant!" Everyone sitting there like O____O but then they all got really excited so it's fine (:
Getting caught: You were being loud late at night so one of the other pack members came and told you guys to quiet down. You didn't.
Asking for head: Cheeky grinning while he asks. "Hey bubba, can I get some head?.." You expect a little 'Tee hee' or something to follow cause that's the look he's got on right then.
Your pets: You know damn well the pack would eat that shit up if you got one.
What kind of dad are they: Supportive dad! But also creepy... he's always supporting his kids dreams but he's also okay with their dreams being hunter hunting. (Yes, hunter hunting.)
Who said I love you first: You did. He was going out and you were worried because he had already been hurt recently, he still hadn't recovered. There were a lot of hunters around and you begged him not to go. "Why do you care so much?" "Because I fucking love you B!" "You love me?"
Anal: Hell yes. He'll go anal any day.
Your ship: Victor and Emily (Ugh, it's not letting me download a gif of my babies. They're from Corpse Bride.)
Your favorite Pure Heroine song: Ribs. 'We're reeling through the midnight streets, and I've never felt more alone. It feels so scary, getting old'
His reaction to you being famous: In this au you can't be because he can't have all that attention :((
Your favorite video you have of him:
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Someone else took a video of how he looks at you and you love how fucking hot he looks. (The gifs aren't fucking working wthhhhhhh)
His reaction to someone else confessing: Rip their throat out.
You ask him to eat you out: He's on it. Seriously, he will do it right then and there.
Stripping: His dom side comes out and he can't keep his hands off of you.
Daddy pass the salt: He'll never meet your dad so don't worry about this one.
Your favorite part of him: His smile. You are the only one who ever gets to see it and it's the cutest thing ever.
His reaction to you sticking ice up your: "Can I eat you out instead?"
Showers with him: He likes to touch you, not always in sexual ways. He just like to feel your body. He also likes to give kissesssss
Catching him jerking off: "Oh thank god you're here, come ride me."
TikTok trend 1: He takes Boris's 'come to the back'
TikTok trend 2 (video games one): Stops playing so he can fuck you.
Fights: Him getting really aggressive and physical. Never with you though, just the stuff around you. Lots of screaming from the both of you. Ignoring each other after.
Under the table: He doesn't even try to hide it. He'll just go under the table to eat you out. "B, you're bumping into my knees." (<— the person in front of you) "Sorry." (B)
