𝐒𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐋𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 ✦ 𝐖𝐨𝐥𝐟𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝

141| the sex talk

Finn|
- he's hella awkward
- he'd rather you do it
- "so... sometimes... Y/n I can't do this."
- you ending up explaining it to them
- with his occasional input

Richie|
- he doesn't care
- "when you're older you're going to start popping boners and the only way to get rid of them is by having a girl suck your dick."
- "a girl like mommy?"
- "NO NOT YOUR MOTHER. YOUR GIRLFRIEND OR SOMETHING— The only dick your mother sucks is mine."
- they really relied on the school's Sex Ed because Richie was pretty much useless

Boris|
- he never got the sex talk so he doesn't know how he should do it
- "so you... Uh you.. Put your dick into her and it feels nice."
- "have you ever done that daddy?"
- "Uh yes. When you do this the girl has babies. That is how you two were born."
- you being high key awkward
- you have to explain stuff so they actually get the science and stuff and not just Boris telling them having sex is great

Tyler|
- he makes them watch a YouTube video on it
- "any questions?"
- "what's a penis?"
- you guys sitting there like  O______O
- seriously you died a little
- you couldn't handle it and had to walk out for a second
- fucking dying
- coming back in and seeing that Ty explained it
- "Does mommy have a penis?"
- you're out again
- you seriously had to leave because you couldn't stop fucking laughing
- it was way too funny

Miles|
- "sex is what you hear mommy and I do at night."
- "Miles you can't just say that."
- he actually explains it pretty damn well though
- like, fr it's crazy how well he handled the whole thing
- kinda hot

Trevor|
- "when you find a girl you really like, you get to know her and then when you think it's time you have sex with her. That's when you take your... thing... and put it in... in her."
- "where does it go?"
- you actually being so embarrassed as the only girl there
- "she has a special place. Like... a hole where you'll put it."
- "like a second butthole?"
- oh my god you've never wanted to die more
- you literally just stared at the table and tried not to laugh

Bobert|
- "when she's in heat, you'll know what to do."
- they understood and ran off to play
- you made him explain better later
- that went fine.
- nothing special

Mike|
- "when you're old enough, you'll start to feel things for girls. You'll want to... t-touch them differently."
- them sitting there confused as shit
- "so you'll... you'll take what you have in your pants and put it into what she has under her skirt."
- "what do girls have under their skirts?"
- everyone looking at you
- "I'm not the one explaining."
- "they just have different things then us."
- "like tits?"
- "WHO TOUGHT YOU THAT?"
- awe, it was Uncle Steve