Accidentally hitting him there He scared you while you guys were home alone. Your instinct was to knee him in the crotch so you did. He just fell to the ground and regretted scaring you.
Asking you to prom He asked you while you guys were cuddling. It wasn't big or romantic but you really loved it.
Falling asleep on him He will protect you at all costs. You're a heavy sleeper so he'll carry you to your/his bed depending on who's house your in. Then he'll cuddle and fall asleep too.
Your first time It was in that musty ass basement. 0/10. He makes up for that now though—
Wet dreams He has them pretty frequently. He actually fucking jerks himself off in. his. sleep. You don't help him unless he wakes up because why would you? Sis needs her sleep too. He's got himself covered.
Waking you up He was showering at 8 and you'd already fallen asleep. He just walked out and was kinda staring at you because wth Y/n, you guys were going to have sex. He said fuck it and tied you down. Then he used a vibrator on you and you said 'HUH—'
Shower sex Yes please. All the time.
Him going down on you He's always nervous about not doing well but he shouldn't worry because he's SO. FUCKING. GOOD.
French kissing He's average at it. He doesn't taste like... Hot? Does that make sense? Like, Boris would taste hot. We all know that. But mike, idk, he probably taste like bread.
His OW main Fucking monkey. (Winston)
Getting high together He just talks about conspiracy theories and has sex with you.
He gets jealous He just shuts down and ignores the situation. Sometimes though, he'll get all tough and tell the other guy to fuck off.
Leaving hickies DARK. DARK. DARK. He also likes to bite. Kinky.
His favorite pajamas He likes when you wear nothing :)
He walks in on you crying Confused, cheers you up with awkward jokes and kisses
Cockwarming Only during winter. Otherwise he'll get too horny.
Sleeping with him He's still but will adjust to you. If you cuddle up to him, he'll cuddle back. If you roll away from him, he'll spoon you. It's really sweet.
Drunk texts 'No.'
Your dad is a pharmacist He has someone else buy condoms for him anyways.
Someone flirts with him He's stupid he doesn't realize their flirting with him.
He walks in on you doing smth embarrassing You were doing that thing where you lay down but have your ass up. (Yeah, I do that all the time. I literally fall asleep like that sometimes. It's not that rare. Please come shoot me.)
College prof. and extra credit You didn't even need extra credit. You just wanted that D. He was alone so he said fuck it. And fuck it he did.
You get into a fight He's worried. He just wants to make sure you're okay. He prefers you not get into fights though.
Tickling You're not ticklish but he is. You love to tickle him for no reason and it makes him so mad.
Play fighting You were with the party so there really wasn't much you guys couldn't do except excuse yourself and go have sex in the bathroom.
He has a soft spot for you He was an asshole after that bald headed bitch left. Whenever you were around though he'd be super sweet.
His favorite NSFW picture of you
Your kids walk in on you He yelled at them and ruined the mood. Then he had to deal with blue balls because he's a dumbass <3
Seeing you in a bathing suit for the first time You guys were at the pool after hours, y'know just a good ole' b&e 🥰 he was hard as shit when you came out and you guys definitely fucked in the locker rooms.
The echo >
He says something inappropriate on a live "Do you know where the whip is— Wait, was that one of the things my mom confiscated?" You stared at the camera looking like a whole ass clown. You ended it and later you were like 'HAHAHA GUYS IT WAS A JOKE. JOKE FUNNY. FUNNY JOKE AHHAA—'
Having cybersex He's not that good at it. He's scared his mom will see it. Plus, he saves his kink for when you get home.
Slapping his ass "Y/N!" Embarrassed as fuck but definitely grabs your ass back.
Bleeding during sex "Ew what the- YOURE BLEEDING!" You were so embarrassed and angry at him you guys didn't talk for a few weeks. Finally he said he didn't care and that he was just scared he hurt you. You forgave him.
You have an eating disorder He cuddles you and makes sure you're eating. He'll take you to therapy and make sure you're feeling good about yourself.
Giving him head while he's playing video games He'll leave the game so you guys can go fuck.
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Since you guys want me to post my smut so bad, pick a number between 1-61. (It's called WIP's so if someone I know IRL sees my drafts they won't know how kinky I am ahaha—)
I'll choose random ones and finish/upload them to LHC. Ahh, I don't even remember what half of them are so this is probably a really bad idea 😔✌️
