Swap

Prologue

Spirit Swap

"AHHHHHHHH!" I shouted the moment I realized what's happening at agad namang tinakpan ang bibig dahil sa gulat, I was shock by my low baritone voice!

"JUSKOOOO NAMAAAAN!" I shouted again but I pause for awhile, stun by my manly voice.

"W-what happened..." I am almost crying while scanning my body to confirm if it's real or just a nightmare. I look at my hands, mabalbon ako pero talagang domoble ang kapal at haba nito. May mga muscles na din ang mga braso ko! Holy shit. And... WHAT THE FUCK I AM WEARING? Mas lalo lang akong naiyak sa white long-sleeve kong suot, naka tupi ito hanggang siko at naka bukas ang unang tatlong botones. I hate to admit it but I think... I became a guy! Jesus!

I look down and almost faint when I saw the gray boxer that I am wearing! Wait, I didn't almost faint because of the boxer, but because of the boner I saw 'down-there'. Is it a boner? Or it's just that huge that made it look like a boner? I blushed and imediately shift my eyes somewhere. What the hell am I thinking!

Yes I am now much aware na nandito ako sa isang hotel, actually kanina pa from the moment I woke up. Mas una ko pa itong na-realize kaysa ang malamang naging isang lalake na pala ako? Napapikit ako... Masakit ang ulo ko but this thought gave me more headache.

Seriously wala talaga akong maalala. All I can remember is that I went to a bar last night because it's Uniece's birthday celebration. I was so drunk and wait--- I met a handsome stranger! Nag isip ako ng malalim pinipilit na maalala ang mga nangyari. But I can't recall anything! Mas lalo lang sumasakit ang ulo ko! Dagdag pa 'tung grabeng hangover ko. Huminga nalang ako ng malalim at hinilot ang aking sintido.

I looked at the side table and there I saw foods! Woah? Saan to galing? There's also a cup of coffee with a sticky note on it!

Lumapit ako doon at agad na naamoy ang di gaanong matapang na aroma ng kape.

Teka, nanliit ang mga mata ko. This is my sticky note! Hindi ako nagkakamali akin talaga to. Rectangle ang shape at color rust orange ito with a golden dust on its corner! I always bring sticky note kasi. But where's my bag?

Hindi ko muna inisip kung saan ang bag ko at agad na binasa ang nakasulat dahil sa kuryosidad. I let the sticky note glued on my palm and then read it.

Good morning Cali. I don't know what's happening too. But our body swaps. I had an emergency to do, so I left early. See you at school so we can talk. Eat well.

From? Sinong nagsulat nito? Anong swap? Does that mean siya ang may ari ng katawan ko ngayon? W-wait? Sya din ba nagdala sa akin dito sa hotel? At paanong... Anong see you at school? Nag unahan ang mga tanong sa aking utak at pilit ko itong p-n-rocess.

Tulala akong humihigop ng kape habang pilit na inaalala ang mga nangyari kagabe. Fuck. All I can remember is the handsome guy I got drink with. Malabo na ang paningin ko nun dahil sa kalasingan pero sigurado akong gwapo ang lalakeng iyon! Pumikit ako pero yung lalake parin ang nag flash sa isip ko. His blury face suddenly crossed in my mind. He's wearing a white long-sleeve and--- napamulat ako at agad na tiningnan ang suot kong long-sleeve. Omg. So we really swap bodies huh. Body or spirit? I unconsciously bite my lips and then cursed intensely for the nth time.

Oh oo nga pala where's my bag! Biglang pumasok sa isip ko ang bag ko kaya I scanned the whole room immediately.

"There you are!" Nandito lang pala sa may headboard ng kama. Hindi ko agad nakita dahil medyo natatabunan ng comforter. Binuksan ko ang aking Louis Vuitton na sling bag. Well, this is Uniece's pasalubong for me from Canada. Hindi ko naman afford bumili ng mga ganito. But I rather not to buy bags like this noh! This is too expensive! Ang dami kaya nito sa ukay-ukayan. 50 pesos lang may chanel brand ka na!