The Bucket List (Write Affair Finalist)

Chapter 29: Make a complete and utter fool of yourself.

~ Chapter 29: Make a complete and utter fool of yourself. ~

“Ok. So... Where did we leave off on the list?” He asked.

I shrugged and went to pick it up in my drawer. We still had plenty of things to do. Damon went through it for a little while and stopped on Make a complete and utter fool of yourself.

“How are we going to do that?” Damon asked.

“Um… Maybe we should ask Jenny, she’s really good at that.”

Damon smiled and followed me downstairs. Jenny was watching a lame TV Show.

“Hey, Jenny, what was the most embarrassing moment of your life?” I asked her, pressing the mute button of the TV remote.

“Um… I don’t know. Maybe that time when I didn’t find my shirt so I had to go back home with only my bra…”

Damon opened wide eyes. I punched him in the arm.

“Ouch!”

“Stop fantasying about my best friend!” I teased him.

“I wasn’t!”

Jenny shrugged and put back the volume to hear who was going to be eliminated from the show.

“Oh, maybe it was when I talked to myself during an exam.” She continued. “Everyone was looking at me like I was crazy but I had just found out my boyfriend had discovered I was sleeping with his brother in the same time. I don’t know, you pick.”

I laughed.

“Why are you asking anyway?” She inquired.

“Damon and I are trying to find something to do to make a complete and utter fool or ourselves.”

“Er… Why?”

“It’s in his list.”

I had told Jenny about the list and everything we had to do. She did not get why I had to do it too though.

“Oh. Well, I don’t know. Google it and you’ll probably find something.”

We searched on the computer some things without any convincing result.

“I have an idea!” Jenny exclaimed at some point. “You exchange your clothes and spend a day out in it. You’ll definitely be ridiculous. Damon will probably be the most ridiculous but whatever, it’s his list mostly, right?”

I shrugged. It wasn’t a bad idea.

“Let’s do it.” Damon said.

“You’re in?” I asked, surprised.

“Sure. Could be fun.”

Jenny said she would go find something for him to wear and she came back a few minutes later with something she was hiding behind her back.

“I found something even better.” She said, before showing us what she was holding.

A fairy costume. Flashy pink, with wings, glitters and everything.

“Um… First question, why do you have that?” I asked.

“I wore it for the fantasy party. Josh thought it was sexy.”

“Second question, how do you think Damon is going to fit in that?”

Jenny is super thin even thought she has big boobs and Damon is all muscle so they definitely don’t wear the same size of clothes.