how to have sex with a rock star || lh

character answers !!

look at luke he is so dead i love him

i'm luke rn (dead) because this is 300 reads away from 300k and it's not even completed yet

(( update i wrote that like an hour ago and itS OFFICIALLY REACHED 300K ))

now that i think about it i shouldve done a character ask at the end of this story but i got rlly bored and excited ok i'll think of something else to do when this is finished (ps i've never really finished a fanfic and i have the end of this planned out so you should be proud of me)

okay i'm some of these are answered in my point of view and idek what the other ones are

also i'm gonna shorten some of your questions and i'm not directly quoting

~ CALUM ~

@ruezzle : what do you think about kristen? do you think she's good for luke?
idk what calum is even doING in this story but for the sake of cake i'm gonna say that he is very jealous and hates her

mixtxpes : CALUM, FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
amen

@cakeormashton : smalla then a bug?
no luke's dick is like the size of two sticks of spaghetti on top of each other

@cuddlycalum_ : can we deep together please?
if you mean deep throat then yes

okaybutera : will you get a girlfriend caled lola
no

@collfarrell : HOW WOULD YOU FEEL ABOUT ADOPTING ME?!
not very good because i'm not ready for that commitment

@sweetestari : are you all about that bass?
yes especially when my dick is in it

@princessirwin94 : do you do squats or is your butt naturally that firm and big?
a mix of both. its firm like tofu

@harrysgirlleah : what kind of butt workouts do u do
anal

~ MICHAEL ~

@nachoirwin : were you crying at the airport when they finally closed the plane door bc you lost your passport?
this made me laugh a lot omfg tbh he probably was. also has he not found it still or something like they're still in different countries after quite a few days what's happening

(( side note i just found a roll of half eaten smarties under my pillow i'm so happy ))

@jmie2002 : are you okay? cause you haven't been dying your hair recently
i have a theory for this ok he is trying out colors on his pubes

boy-division : hi baby, when are you coming home? i miss you
i told u to stop calling me tf

boy-division : inliveyiumihawl
stop

Skywatch : what's the next color
silvery grey like halsey so he has hair thats falling out AND it'll be grey

@imaginesbygigi : are one of your parents a cat and that's how you look like a kitten 24/7?
i don't support beastiality but yes

@voltageluke : i named my cat after you. no lie.
why would you name a cat MICHAEL when u could name it BUTTERNUT or SPAGHETTI

@calumwings922 : WHERE U AT I DONT REMEMBER U BEING AROUND
i threw up on luke's bed and ruined their first kiss

~ AL ~