how to have sex with a rock star || lh

7.

 lets just appreciate the gif tho...

DEDICATED TO CELESTE BC SHES SO NICE I LOVE HER

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“Kristen..” Chloe sighed out.

“What?”

“I’ve never admitted this to anyone but I had the biggest god damn crush on Spencer when I was younger.” she laughed and I hit her for making me worry about what she was going to admit.

“Same.” I crossed my arms and turned my attention back to the episode of iCarly that was on.  “Isn’t he almost forty now?” I asked, receiving a shrug from her.

Chloe forgave me pretty quickly. All it took was me reminding her how many days she abandoned me at school when she used to stay out all night with her ex-boyfriend.

When she asked me what happened with Luke, I had to pinky promise her that I didn’t have sex with him. She hit me and said “What the fuck?! What else were you doing with him in his hotel room?” After I told her we just talked like normal people do, she pressured me to tell her. I didn’t tell her about his insomnia or the almost-kiss. I felt like it was.. personal?

Since we made up, we were doing what all cool teenagers do on Friday nights:

Watch Nickelodeon and wait for our pizza to be delivered.

“I wish I could marry pizza.” I practically moaned imagining when the pizza guy would ring Chloe's doorbell. I was starving.

“I would say that you’d get fat, but I bet pizza wouldn’t even judge you for it.” Chloe groaned.

Our little weird daydream session was interrupted by a phone vibrating on the table across the room. We both perked up, trying to see whose phone it was. Once Chloe saw that it was mine, she smiled devilishly at me before jumping off the couch and darting over to it.

I pulled my body off the couch and slowly walked, not having enough energy to run over. 

“It’s Luke.” She said, which made my heart speed up, making me change my mind about running.

“If you’re lying, I swear to g-“ I began, but she already held my screen up, showing me his name. I snatched my phone out of her hands and walked to the corner of the room to answer it. My hands were shaky as I swiped my thumb across the screen. Of course she didn’t get the hint and she followed me, watching me like a hawk.

“Hey Kristen.” He said on the other side of the phone.  I couldn’t help but smile at how different his voice sounded.

“Hi.” I managed to say. I tried to swat Chloe away but she still stayed two feet away from me, anxiously biting her nails. I stuck my tongue out at her, signaling that it was gross, even though I did the same.

“Hey. I already said that. Uh, so, I was wondering if you wanted to hang out tonight?” He quickly spoke. Before I could question him, he continued. “We’re staying in this awesome house for a while, so we’re kind of having a housewarming party. Kind of, I mean, it’s not a huge party. Just a few people.”

I looked to Chloe, not knowing what to say. She just looked at me with a confused face, shrugged, and mouthed to me that she couldn’t hear what he said. I covered the mic and was about to tell her when Luke coughed on the other end.

“Uh, yeah, that sounds great. Text me the details.” I awkwardly stated, making Chloe’s eyebrows raise.

“What?!” She yelled.

“I have to go, sorry.” I rambled into the phone and hung up.

“Where are you going?”

“A.. housewarming party?”