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Lele: Someone come save me, I'm having a family dinner date with the most hated person other than Jisung T-T

VoiceCracker: I'll pick you up

Nana: Isn't your family gonna see who it is and assume it's your boyfriend?

Lele: Oh, you right

Ramenhead: Jisung, go pick him up

JiJi: Why me?!

Nono: Because your dumbass decided to step up for Chenle

JiJi: I'll come in a motorcycle

Haechan: Motorcycle? How sexy

Voicecracker: You hoe, he is still a minor

Haechan: I know ;)

RamenHead: I will break your headass if you don't stop

Haechan: I'm not interested in under-aged boys, I like my men matured and in jail after sex. :]

Nana: I'm suddenly scared for your future

JiJi: Chenle, just send me the address, I'll be there >:(

Lele: really?! Thank you so much!

Jiji: Smh, I hate you all

Renjun: Make sure you don't kill him :)

Nana: I will break your bones if you do :)

Haechan: I'll chop off your dick if you do :)

Jiji: And, I'll take him to my place unless someone is willing to send their address so I don't have to keep this dirty rat in my house

Renjun: My address is [insert something dumb here] st. It's the only house in white because I'm boring. I ain't letting you have my Chenle.

JiJi: Okay, Rat, I'll be there in a few

Lele: Thanks ugly bastard <3

RamenHead: I'm going to bed, I'm not dealing with any more shit

Haechan: Too bad, you are the shit

RamenHead: Thanks, Hoechan

Haechan: Remind me to slap you tomorrow, thanks love <3

RamenHead: Okay, no problem, Hoechan

Renjun: Ya'll cute. I ship

Haechan: NO-

RamenHead: I'm too tired to reply to your stupid words, so I will disconnect and go to bed

Renjun: I wasn't kidding

Nono: Actually, I like Chenji and Markhyuck, sounds cute.

Nana: YOU MEAN JICHEN? It's clearly Ji Chen for the maknae's ship name

Nono: No, it's Chenji, older goes first

Nana: WELL TOP GOES FIRST

Nono: Bold of you to assume Jisung is a top

Renjun: It's chensung, get it right. Because I said what I said.

Nono: Fine, Chensung

Nana: Chensung it is...


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