Sometimes I wish time would stop; Just so I could catch up with it...
~Wendy Drummond
"Christopher Kendall," I announced, grinning at my friend's face on the screen.
"Phil! Oh my God, we need to catch up more!"
"Yes," I agreed coldly, "We do."
Confusion flickered across Chris's features and then his cheeks flushed as he realised what I could be talking about.
"Especially when I have to find out from the Suggs that you're on it with Pj Liguori."
Chris groaned and covered his face as I burst out laughing.
"Is he good in bed, Chrissie-Woo?" I cooed.
Chris mumbled something incomprehensible into his hands.
"What was that?" I asked, cupping my ear with my hand to hear him better.
"I said," Chris hissed, revealing his pink face to look me in the eye, "yes, he fucking is."
I squealed, clapping my hands.
"So you have...?"
Chris narrowed his eyes, smirking.
"Have what, Phil?" he inquired innocently.
So he wanted to play that game, did he?
"Has there been any penetration of any anus?" I elaborated matter of factly.
"Well, there certainly has been some penetration of somebody's anus."
"And who's anus would that be?"
"Your Mum's."
Chris laughed as I threw my head back and groaned at his quip.
"Seriously, have you had sex?" I asked when I was able to overcome my embarrassment. Chris shrugged, which I took as a yes.
"We were both drunk, keep in mind," he added, "but that doesn't mean it didn't mean anything."
"Yeah?"
"We're very much in love, destined to spend the rest of eternity in each other's embraces."
"And butts," I added.
"Yes," Chris suppressed a smile, "And butts."
~
Chris was called away to dine, and after ending the call I immediately checked if Dan was online - grinning at the small green circle with glee.
When he answered the Skype call, he was lying on his back in his messy bed, the laptop balanced on the bedside table, much like me. He smiled lazily at me and butterflies jumped in my stomach at the same speed the dimples jumped in his cheeks.
"Can I help you?" he murmured, flicking his fringe out of his face.
"I just wanted to see your face."
Dan rolled his eyes and then shut them, his eyelashes quivering slightly at the sudden movement. His fringe splayed out across his forehead, his plump lips that I so adored parting slightly with each inhale.
I wondered; was this how Chris felt about Pj? If so, I could totally understand why he had hesitated to tell me; this feeling was near impossible to describe to oneself, how could you come close to attempting to explain it to someone else?
You just couldn't.
A/N
Only five chapters left! I kinda can't believe it tbh.
Also, only five days to Christmas! I can't contain my excitement
My nephew just said "mmm, sausage" and my sister replied with "ill address this in the future when you understand the concept of sexuality" and he just stared at her blankly it was great omg
Songs I listened to:
The Phoenix by Fall Out Boy
Muscle Museum by Muse
Backseat Serenade by All Time Low
Thinking Out Loud by Ed Sheeran
Recommended:
Human by PartTimeStoryteller
Can't believe I haven't recommended this before tbh, it's a phan au that brings me to tears every time I read it. The writing is kinda phenomenal and it has such a gripping storyline and just
~Georgina <3
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