Polaroid (A Phan AU)

Chapter Fourty-Two

This life is for loving, sharing, learning, smiling, caring, forgiving, laughing, hugging, helping, dancing, wondering, healing, and even more loving.

~Steve Maraboli

"Phil, you need to come over right now!" Dan squealed, the high pitched noise through the phone making me wince.

"Can't we just Skype?" I groaned, unwilling to leave the comforting warmth of my bed.

"Fine," I heard the sigh in his voice, "but you'll want to meet him face to face sooner or later."

I froze.

Meet who? Was he seeing someone else? Did he want a three-way relationship? Did he have a long lost twin brother that I would have to do the whole how-am-I-supposed-to-know-which-one-to-shoot thing with? Was he-

My scrambled thoughts were interrupted by both the dialing tone of my mobile and the incoming Skype call on my laptop.

I accepted the call and was met face to face with the cutest sight ever.

Dan sitting cross legged with his adorable bed hair, cradling a tiny bundle of fur.

"Early Christmas present!" Dan whispered, showing me the face of the sleeping black kitten in his arms.

I squealed and waved my hands about like a fool; cats were the cutest!

"Oh my god! What are you going to call it?"

"We," Dan corrected, "What are we going to call him."

"But...it's your cat?"

"I know," Dan smiled sweetly, "But I want to share him with you. I want him to be our cat."

"Awh, Dan!" 

My heart swelled up into a balloon of awh. I couldn't handle it. He was being too cute. He'd broken the cute radar.

"So?" Dan coaxed, "What should we call our kitty?"

"Maybe," I mused, "We could combine our names somehow?"

"...Phan?"

We burst out laughing; that was a stupid name! It sounded as if we were nurturing a small air supplier.

"Or," I gasped, wiping away a tear, "Dil!"

"Yeah!" Dan agreed, swiping his thumb over the tiny space between Dil's ears.

"Whose last name should he have?" I wondered.

"He's a cat, Phil, not a child. He doesn't need a last name, that would just mean he belongs more to one of us than the other. Unless we combine that too?"

"It'd be cute though. Howell-Lester? Lester-Howell?"

"Howlter?" Dan tested out, giggling.

"Yeah!" I squealed, "Howlter! Geddit?"

I threw my head back and howled, grinning widely.

"That's wolves, Phil," Dan corrected, shaking his head fondly.

"Still cute though," I muttered, pouting.

"Yeah," agreed Dan, "It is cute."

"Dil Howlter," I smiled, "our cat."

A/N

This was hella short, I'm sorryyyyy
Can't believe there's three days till Christmas and three more chapters 'o'
Also next chapter is SMUT SMUT SMUTTY SMUT heheh kill me
Please
Wait don't
I haven't met Brendon Urie
Let me meet him
Then you can kill me
Laura_Loves_Life2301 MADE ME CRY WITH HER FANFICTION SONGS GODDAMIT WAEEEE
The new Sims vid is just awh Phil's sneeze just awh awh
Wtf is this a/n
Imma stop

Songs I listened to:

Yours by Ella Henderson
Empire by Ella Henderson
The Fault In Our Stars by Troye Sivan
Love Note For A Rainy Day by SayWeCanFly
Scars by SayWeCanFly