Her Humanity

C H A P T E R 30

Renesmee and I walk up the stairs and into my bathroom and grab all the things Kol bought for the prank. Kol walks in and closes the door.

"Let's get started he whispers." Renesmee claps her hands then reaches for him. Renesmee looks like a 1 year old, but she can do anything a 6 year old can.

I grab some of the Whoopi Cushions and turn to Kol with a raised eyebrow. "It's a classic."

I laugh and shake my head. I grab all the paint and put in a small bag so it doesn't look suspicious. We walk out of the room and into Alice and Jasper's bathroom. I look into their bedroom to make sure they are not coming.

I walk over to Alice's shampoo and fill it up with pink paint. The paint is washable unless you scrub it off. I walk to her lotion she always uses and fill it with paint.

I do the same to Rosalie and Emmett's shampoos. Jasper, Esme, and Carlisle are getting a different prank. I walk into Carlisle's office with Renesmee hanging on my back and placing Whoopi Cushions on his seat.

She hands me a air horn. I smile at her and bend down to tape it to his chair. To when he sits down it will go off. She has another one in her hands.

"Save that for Jake." I whisper. She smiles then nods her head. Kol and I meet up at the stairs.

"Done." We high five. And Renesmee squeals. We walk downstairs.

"Hide your toy Renesmee." I say to her. She hands it to me as I put it up my sleeve.

We walk downstairs and Elijah looks at us suspiciously. I look at Kol who just shrugs then goes to watch the game with Emmett. Renesmee climbs to where she is in my arms instead of on my back.

Edward walks to me with a smile. Renesmee goes to him and touches his cheek. He nods his head and looks at me. I look through the floor for Jake. I find him and Bella talking I look at Renesmee who is looking at them too.

Edward hands her back to me as we walk over to her mom and Jake. Bella takes Renesmee into her arms and I stand beside Jake. Nik comes up and wraps his arms around my waist. His hand hits the air horn.

He looks at me with a quirked eyebrow. I touch his hand and show him. He smirks then walks towards Kol. I walk behind Jake and hold the air horn to the back of his head. Renesmee is laying her head on Bella and looking at me.

I bite my lip then press down on the horn. Everyone in the room jumps except Renesmee, Edward, Nik, Kol, and I. Jake turns around when he jumps and glares at me. I smile at him then see he's about to chase me. I vamp speed behind Emmett who's chuckling.

"Get back here Rose." Jake says not glaring anymore.

"It was Renesmee's idea!" I say pointing at my niece. She looks at me with a mock glare. "Sorry!"

"But you did it."

"Cause she wanted a laugh and to get back at you for what you did with Charlie." He puts his hands on his waist.

I vamp speed behind Nik. "You can't hurt me Jake."

"I can sure try."

Edward and Emmett get bowed up. "Rude."

"I didn't mean it." He says to my dad and uncle.

"It was just a little fun. Jake don't phase on me." I say sighing. "Sorry Jake."

"It's fine Rose." He says scratching his head.

"Let's get you home Rose. Your dad is probably wondering why you haven't come home yet." Elijah says walking into the room. I hop on Nik's back then wave at everyone. Nik walks past Renesmee who's still laying on her mom. I send a small snowflake in front of her. She touches it and it explodes to more. She smile at me then puts it in her hand.