Solangelo Stories

Chapter Nineteen - Naruto AU

I am a fucking nerd so if you don't like anime then you can skip but this is easy to follow out of context. PART ONE

Nico's POV:

Where the hell am I? This is weird, did Percy prank me again? I swear I am going to kill him. I was standing outside of some village, I could peer inside and see two people sitting a booth slightly away from the door. Is this an amusement park or something? I checked to see if my magic still worked. I had the wand from when I went to Hogwarts and I wanted to see if my dark death magic still worked too.

Thankfully it still did, I decided to walk into the village. I looked to see the two people staring at me. I walked up to them and rubbed the back of my neck. "Um, where am I?"

"This is the hidden leaf village, state your business."

"Hidden Leaf Village?" they nodded, "I've never heard of it." I looked around and rubbed my eyes. "Damn it Stolls I'm gonna kill you when I get back," I mumbled to myself.

"Are you from another village?"

"I'm from Italy..."

"What is Italy?"

"It's a country in Europe."

"Europe?"

The one with the bandage on his nose turned to the person next to him who was chewing a toothpick or something. "Tell the Hokage that we have someone here who doesn't know anything."

"Excuse me? I would like you to know I am a very capable fighter. I didn't fight in wars for this disrespect."

"He also thinks he's been in wars," he yelled to the person as he began jumping away.

"I am 92 thank you very much." I grumbled, "Look you can mark me down as a tourist or something but I just want to look around. You can follow me if you want or I can just leave."

"Follow me, we're going to see the Hokage."

"What the hell is a Hokage?" I asked as we walked through the village. I could see people cleaning the streets and the smell of fresh baked goods. I could hear the laughter of children, I saw one kid transform into some kind of woman. I walked over to them, one kid was dressed in all orange. Maybe around my age and the other was about ten.

"Sexy Harem Jutsu!" the kid dressed in orange and black yelled before turning into some woman. That is disgusting, the other little kid followed and did the same thing.

Oh gods, thank you for making sure I was gay. I turned to walk away, I've seen enough. "Hey, you!" The orange yelled.

I turned around and crossed my arms. "Yes?"

"Are you new around here? My name is Naruto Uzumaki."

"Naruto... that name sounds familiar- fuck! Oh hell Nah!" the kid tilted his head, "I'm not in naruto am I?" I mumbled.

"Look I have no idea what you've been through but I'm sure Grandma Tsunade can help."

"Who the hell..."

"Our Hokage, one day it's gonna be me as the Hokage."

"Let's get moving." the dude with the bandage mumbled behind me.

"So we're going in there right?" I asked pointing to the biggest building I could see. "Top floor?"

He nodded, "Right."

"Hmmn, okay, I'll see you there then." I turned around and walked into a large shadow. I emerged inside the office. I heard a pig squeal and I jumped almost slicing it in half before sighing.