'I am offended' Chapter 4

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'Well, I am sorry! It's easy to fall asleep whe doing Science or Math or History or Geography or Med- Okay It's easy to fall asleep when studying

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'Well, I am sorry! It's easy to fall asleep whe doing Science or Math or History or Geography or Med- Okay It's easy to fall asleep when studying.' I yawn. 'So, let's continue this at my house, the Library is giving me the creeps. I just dreamed a dragon was going to kill me! It came alive from the books!' I squint my eyes and look around me.

'So, what I'm hearing is, you want me to come to your house? Already? We are already at that stage?' He jokes, wiggling his eyebrows and I swat him like a fly. 'But Alice is right, your funny.'

I am offended.

'I was trying to be serious. Well, according to Alice I can't be serious.' I grunt.

"She's right but she can't be serious either." How does he know about Alice?

"How do you know?" I ask, flicking through the pages of the books in front of me, damn, no pictures.

"We used to go out. She always talked about you."

What the boiledmouldyeggstoppedwithgarlic!

"She never mentioned you. Come on, let's go to my house." I say, getting up. Why didn't I hear about Zac?

He gets up and we walk outside, Alice passes but I don't blink an eye. She seems surprised that I'm with Zac.

"So, it's Mercury, Venus, Mars?" I guess.

Zac shakes his head. "Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and you could say Pluto. A way to remember this is My Very East Method Just Speeds Up Naming Planets. Got that?" He explains.

I actually understand that.

"Okay, then it's Mercury, Venus...Earth! Mars, Ju-Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and Pluto! I've got it! Celebration time co- okay, so where were we?" I cough.

Zac laughs, a full in laugh and not just a chuckle.

I'm sorry but his laugh is weird.

"Your funny, but I guess this concludes too.." I interrupt him thinking he was going to do this...

"Dadadada Afro circus, Afro Circus..aren't you joining in?" I say, whoops, wrong move, I sit down blushing a shade of scarlet.

"I was going to say the end of the lesson."

Oh.

"Oh, really? Good, great! I have a Facebook notification anyway. So err, bye!" I say, reaching for my phone. I tapped into Facebook and checked Alice's profile, she gas recently posted a picture- it's me. When I woke up in class.

She tagged: YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOOSE.

Well, okay then. I tapped the commenting bar and wrote the following: GOOD ONE.

I'm so not going down to her level.

Well, unless she has cake at her level, then it would be a party...

'I'll walk you out. Actually no, too much effort. See ya!' 

He rolls his eyes and leaves and I slump back in the sofa. 

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