Clueless (Warning: Rubbish book!)

"FOOD FIGHT" Chapter 26

I close my front door and scream.

I am with Aaron Wright, oh dang it I'm going to pitchforks at me from every single girl in our school.

"Okay, what's wrong? Somehow I get the feeling it's good and about....is there need for me to say it? Just tell me!" Mum squeals and I just want to go back outside and do it all over again except this time I will scream, I wonder what my mum will say then.

"I just aced the...test. Yes the test!" Smooth.

"What test?" Mum asks.

"The reincarnation of Henry the eighth and his return as a duck."

Point Jemma.

"Heavens to Betsy just tell me!" Heavens to Betsy is so old I prefer to go with Heavens to a flowerpot.

What?

I rock.

It's not my fault, there is no need to be jealous.

"Oh okay...wait no." I run to my room and grab my phone, Lily and Courtney need to know first.

"Hello? Courtney, yes it's official! Jaron? Ew I hate it, shut up no-one ships it. Okay, tell Lily for me. Bye!" Jaron? What was she thinking.

I go downstairs and am about to tell mum when the doorbell rings, I run to get it and surprise surprise it's Lily and Courtney.

"Yo, have you told the fam?" Lily says. What is with the yo's and the fam's?

I shake my head and before you know it, Courtney has rounded everyone up.

"Dudes, family meeting!"

Everyone comes straight away, do these people have a life?

"Okay, I'm just gonna spill." And then Lily tells them.

"Finally the birth of Jaron!"

Hell no.
These people are crazy, ah, that's were I get it from.

"Okay I'm calling Aaron, he's having dinner with us!" Mum squeals again, literally breaking my eardrums.

I roll my eyes, seriously though, what is the big deal? Mum picks up the phone and after a couple of minutes the doorbell rings. Mum runs to it and practically attacks Aaron.

Lily and Courtney burst into a fit of giggles and Courtney even snorts, resulting to her hand clasping to her mouth. I don't blame them for laughing, Mum attacking Aaron is such a sight.

When Mum does finally release Aaron he pants heavely and mum claps her hands, screaming 'JARON FOR BLOODY LIFE'. My mum is more crazy then me, and that is saying something because I am pretty crazy. And dope. I am dope.

Did I just say dope?

See how crazy I can get.

I break from my revrie realising that no-one is around me, I turn and see everyone seated at the dinner table, oh yeah eat my food without me why don't you. I walk towards the table, noticing Aaron is wolfing down practically anything in his reach. I slap his hand.

"Save some stuff for me!" I scream, grabbing the chicken leg from his hand and biting into it. Yummy. "Wait, mum. How is this stuff prepared?"

"On the phone with Aaron I told him to pick some food up from Kentucky Fried Chicken. Now, I think you better duck." Mum responds, stuffing a handful of fries into her mouth.

"Duck, why?" I ask, looking round the table. Lily and Courtney are gossiping over a conversation they heard in the girls bathrooms. Dad is just reading a newspaper, boring. And Aaron is...Aaron is aiming a fry deep in mayonaise for my forehead. "Oh no you don't!" I duck then take the fries from mums hand and throw them at Aaron. 4 out of 6 hit him.

"FOOD FIGHT"

And Lily and Courtney instantly get up, thowing whatever finds it's way into their hands. Dad just carries on reading. Mum picks up 4 pieces of chicken throwing them in random places screaming "I'M A NINJA!"

This is fun.

I shall end this fun.

I go under the table and just eat.

Who am I kidding?

The fun just began.