**Clueless**
I put my hands up in surrender. "Hey, it's not my fault I was late, I did have detention you know!" I say. Courtney sighs.
"I know, Lily told me." She then looks at Lily and Lily nods. "Here, throw it." She says, placing a love locket in my hands. Eh? "The person it touches is destined to be the one for you and well...you do seem miserable these days. Plus, what better place to do this in a mall?" What is with the world today?
"No." I say, I'm so not going to throw something at someone and get accused of...lets see, we are in the twenty first century....get accused of attempt of murder.
Lily and Courtney start being persistent and at one point, Lily is giving me the puppy dog look, how can one resist that?
Nah, I can resist that.
I would much rather throw a banana.
"Fine." I say, throwing the banana in Courtney's hands before she can stop me/ My eyes follow the fruit and I gulp when I see who it has hit.
"OMG! I knew it, five pounds please Courtney."
They betted? My word.
I gulped again as I saw Aaron rub the back of his head and turn around. I pretend to inspect the clothes on the wrack but I suddenly feel Aaron's cold atmosphere.
"Do you have some sort of problem with me?" He says.
Yes.
I meet his gaze. "You could say that."
He runs a hand through his hair and sighs. "Was there any reason to why you threw this banana at me?" He asks.
"Blame them, they forced me." I say, pointing at Lily and Courtney, who now seem to be sweating. "Could you leave us alone now?" I say.
"Your the one who threw the fruit to capture my attention."
Big headed-egotistical jerk.
"Your annoying, you know that?" I say, putting my hands on my hips, ignoring the fact that everyone in the mall had stopped what they're doing to face us.
"You get used to it." He says, a grin forming on that evil face of his.
"Frog face."
"Warty witch."
"Smelly Slug."
"Old Fart."
Did he just call me...old?
"Oh, the war begins." I say, rolling up my sleeves.
"Bring it on." He says, his grin stretching.
"Oh it's brought." I say, damn it I'm immensely childish.
He raises an eyebrow before walking away.
'Oh and Aaron, I didn't know you fancied girls knickers.' He gives me a confused look but I ignore it as I'm too busy taking a photo of him in the girls underwear department.
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Clueless (Warning: Rubbish book!)
HumorJemma Newman is strong and sassy; a girl like no other. She can take anything you throw at her, except emotions....that's something she isn't used to. - A Romantic Comedy But I wouldn't take it seriously, seriously. HAHAHA OMG DO YOU GET IT OKAY I'...