Clueless (Warning: Rubbish book!)

"Ho ho ho," Chapter 14

**Clueless**

I suddenly woke, a light flashing before my eyes.

Who is this incompetant fool who awoke me from my slumber?

I rub my eyes and my vision clears so I can see Lily, with a camera. I furrow my eyebrows but then I notice Aaron is next to me, sleeping and drooling with his large, uncomfortable arm around me. I quickly push it off and whack his hand.

"What are you doing with that camera? I hope you didn't take any photos because if you did-"

Aaron interrupted me by waking up, geesh, stay asleep, some people are giving lectures and do not like to be disturbed.

"What time is it?" He yawned.

"Nine o'clock." Lily says.

What nine o'clock? Why am I awake so early, on the weekend? Oh, yeah someone woke me. And they shall pay a terrible death.

"God I'm hungry." Aaron says, stretching, he made me realise something...I'm hungry too.

Liam walks in the living room, picking up all the sleeping bags and putting them on the sofa. "Lily, everyone has finished eating can you help me tidy up, oh, hello sleepy heads! Had a good sleep? Go and get your breakfast, it's on the counter." I legged it, Jemma does not like cold breakfast, no,no, no.

I looked down at the plate of bread and beans. Yummy. I put the beans on the bread and folded it, taking a massive bite. I do not like all that fork and knife business with bread and beans.

**Clueless**

|DO YOU WISH TO PROCEED|

I clicked yes. I do wish to proceed. To proceed is my wish.

|IMAGE DELETED|

Great, now all the evidence of me and Aaron hugging in our sleep had vanished. I still need to get revenge, Lily had no right to do what she did.

I walked over to the living room, where everyone was.

"Guys, this was a great slumber party, I had good fun, I'm going to announce the overall winner of the activities we did. The winner of truth and dare is-Aaron as he accepted all dares and did the most at that. For ghost stories it's Jemma as she actually made someone scream. And for the hunger games it was Aaron and Jemma so I guess it's a tie, you have to share the prize I guess." Liam says. He then walks over to Aaron and whispers something in his ear.

I do not like sharing stuff, the prize is all mine.

**Clueless**

Lily, Courtney, Ryan and Zac have already left seeing they finished dinner early, that left only me and Aaron, we were still eating.

My phone vibrated and I answered the call.

"Hey ma, yeah, oh, ok, see ya then." Woah, I just realised, that was a very short conversation.

"My mum can't come collect me, she dropped me off, my car broke down so I need a ride home." I say, wiping my mouth with a napkin.

I expected Liam to volunteer and his mouth did open but Aaron interrupted him.

"I'll give you one." He says.

"You do know that we are currently in war, right?" I say, pointing out the obvious.

"Then I put up the white flag," He says, grinning.

**Clueless**

I sat in the passenger seat and Aaron shut the door. He got in the driver seat. I now realise why Aaron got into my car- it is exactly the same, scary.

"What was our prize?" I say, regretting it as I started a stupid conversation.

"£50 shopping voucher so I guess we can split it or we could go shopping?" Aaron says. I don't really want to go shopping with Aaron but I really want to go shopping; not for clothes but for books.

"Shopping, if I don't take a trip to Waterstones I'll go crazy." I say, dreaming about books, they're so magically brilliant, how they take you to so many places, it makes you feel like you're travelling the world also how you immediately feel like the main character, having whatever adventure they're on. Aaah, books.

"Same. I was glad you didn't say something like clothes shopping at Next or Debenhams, because I would go crazy. I need directions to your house." Aaron says, putting the indicator on, signalling we are turning right.

"Can't do directions. I'll give you an address though. 23 Park Lane." I say, trying to contain my laughter as Aaron's mouth opens enormously.

"I'm joking, 15 Lets Street." I say as Aaron nods. "By the way, I would only know about Mayfair and Park Lane because of Monopoly." I say, mentally face palming myself, what was the need to add that last comment?

"Same. Ok, we are here, tomorrow 3 o'clock, I'll pick you up to go to the bullring, I feel like a trip to paper chase as well as Waterstones." He says, parking. I get out and do does he- what in the world of supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

Mum walks out and smiles at me.

"Your home Jemma! And who is this?" Mum says, smiling at Aaron.

"I'm Aaron, Mrs Newman." Aaron says.

"Oh, please, call me Sarah. Aren't you going to invite him in, Jemma?" I sigh and roll my eyes.

"Come in." I say bluntly.

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"Play nice, Jemma!" Mum says.

"Ho, ho, ho." I say, getting my arm whacked.

"So, Aaron, how is Jemma at school?" Mum asks, smiling.

"Well, I'm going to my room." I say, getting up and turning on my heel, walking towards the staircase. I climb up the stairs, heaving, how fit am I! Why, thank you, I work out.

Once a month.

No, once a year,

Maybe once a century.

Okay never.

I open my bedroom door and fall on my bed, I could fall asleep.

Zzzz

-Aaron-

I rub the back of my head, it's still sore from when Jemma pushed me off the tree. All I wanted to do was grab the damn spider and give her a taste of revenge. Girls hate spiders, right?

I clear my head and listen to Miss Newman rambling on and on, I quickly excuse myself to leave, I am not intrested in staying longer then five minutes in a girls house, especially Jemma's.

That girl is an annoying pest.

'Miss Newman, are you aware that your daughter slapped me and pushed me off a tree?' I say casually.

Jemma's mum gasps. 'Don't worry Aaron, I'll soon sort her out.'

I gratefully smile and head to my car.