Chapter 32
I walked in the auditorium to see the choir Vocal Adrenaline practicing a lady Gaga routine then I heard someone say , " Cut!cut !come on you guys can do so much greater . now I need a face that is so optimistic it could cure cancer. " they then gave her a big bright smile. She chuckled , " now thats what I'm talking about . " she said " now that singing I need you all to take it from the top . " they then got into their places and started . Five minutes into their performance she stopped them "cut! I need soul you guys . " they looked at her like she was an alien , " thats it I'll show you . " she said and they left the stage and sat down . She went to the stage , " funny girl B flat . " she demanded " barbara. Exactly what I would've done. " I thought just as the music started .
(Shelby)
Funny
Did you hear that?
Funny
Yeah, the guy said,
"Honey,
You're a funny girl."
That's me I just keep them in stitches,
Double in half
And though I may be all wrong for the guy
I'm good for a laugh
(I started to make my way down just as she started to sing . " thats her. " I thought as I kept walking )
I guess it's not funny
Life is far from sunny
When the laugh is over
And the joke's on you
A girl ought to have a sense of humour
That's one thing you really need for sure
When you're a funny girl
The fellow said, "A funny girl."
Funny, how it ain't so funny
Funny girl..."
The music stopped just in time for me to say , " Ms Corcoran. " she suddenly look at me and said , " yes ? " she asked me . " my name is rachel berry .... I'm your daugter ."
