Lightning: Hello players! We are back to this shipping madness! We have some non-ship related truths and dares too!
Dragon: Ya we decided that shipping dares are getting boring.
Lightning: Mhm!
Thalia: YASSSSSSSSS!!! VICTORY!!
Lightning: Anyway, the first dare is for... Thalia!
Thalia: WHAT!?
Lightning: I've always wanted to make you do this dare!
Thalia: Why me?
Lightning: You'll see! Anyway, the dare is for.... You to quit the Hunters!
Thalia: WHAT! ARTEMIS WILL KILL ME! AND MAYBE PERCY TOO!
Percy: I don't want Thalia to die!
Dragon: But I do! And my needs are greater than yours!
Lightning: Aww! A Perlia moment, and we have more powers than Artemis, I could send her to Tartarus or WORSE! *Evil Laugh* Ahem, sorry about that.
Dragon: More deaths! YAY!
Leo: Okay, I know about the psychoness but this is just taking it to a new level!
Lightning: Psh, You think I would actually banish ARTEMIS! She's one of my favorite goddesses!
Dragon: Well pretty sure he doesn't have a crush on me anymore!
Lightning: Or maybe he's just pretending!
Dragon: Let's go see inside his brain then! *reads Leo's mind* Oo! he is pretending!
Leo: AGH! STOP!
Lightning: No! I told you! No mind reading the players! We must have boundaries!
Dragon: AWWWWWWW!!!!
Lightning: You're like a child!
Dragon: With magical powers! Plus, it's fun!
Lightning: Aren't we both? And I agree! Anyway, Thalia I'll teleport Artemis! *Teleports Artemis*
Thalia: WAIT!
Artemis: Why am I here?
Lightning: Thalia wants to tell you something Artemis.
Dragon: SHE'S QUITTING!
Lightning: DRAGON! SHE'S SUPPOSED TO SAY IT! HOW WILL SHE FEEL GUILTY NOW?!
Dragon: Okay, Okay! Brain erase!
Lightning: I already erased it!
Thalia: What happened?
Lightning: Nothing! Now tell Artemis!
Dragon *casually* Oh just erasing a memory from your bosses brain!
Lightning: You can't be quiet, can you? Just ignore her, anyway TELL HER! THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG!
Dragon: Fine, fine! *crosses arms and leans against a wall*
Lightning: Stop being all moody! That's what I'm supposed to do! Nevermind! Thalia!
Dragon: I can do whatever I want!
Lightning: I SAID NEVERMIND! THALIA GO!
Thalia: Ok! W-Well, Lady Artemis, I-I...
Artemis: Yes?
Thalia: I-I'm... quitting the Hunters!
Artemis: WHAT!!!!!!!!! IS IT BECAUSE OF PERCY!? I WILL KILL HIM!
YOU ARE READING
Percy Jackson Truth or Dare!
HumorWARNING: This book is VERY old, and does not reflect my ability as a writer. This is a truth or dare story I made with my friend Dragon! You can dare any Percy Jackson character! Disclaimer: I do not own Percy Jackson!
