Lightning: Hey! It's time for another round with actual truth or dares this time!
Dragon: Yay!!
Leo: NO! I'M NOT UP FOR MORE SHIPPING!!!
Lightning: Who said we're doing shipping??? That was sooo last chapter. I mean who cares about ships?
Dragon: Well we did do that for like six rounds straight, soooo...
Thalia: Lightning, YOU WERE JUST OBSESSED ABOUT SHIPS LAST CHAPTER!
Lightning: That was soooo long ago, I've matured much more!
Percy: It was like yesterday!
Lightning: Meh.
Dragon: Is this light Lightning? The dark seems to make up most of her. But of course the dark makes up all of me!
Lightning: I have no idea what you're talking about, and why is everyone so shocked!?
Dragon: Yeah, this is toooooootally the light side!
Lightning: Um thanks? Anyway, the dare.... Hmmmmm.... I know! The dare is for Jason to wear a dress!
Dragon: AND LEO!!!
Leo: WHY MEEEEEEEEEEEE???
Lightning: Psh, No one wants to see him in a dress! Don't make it weird, and I have this weird feeling that tells me you want to see him in a dress... but that's weird.
Dragon: Naw. Honestly I think that Jason was ugly just the way he is. Those glasses clash horribly! It's a nightmare!
Lightning: Um okay? And aren't you wearing glasses? Anyway everyone be nice here!
Dragon: Hey! At least I look good in them!
Leo: You do!
Lightning: Was that a compliment? Meh. Whatever.
Dragon: He simply thinks that my fashion sense is better than Jason's! And it's true!
Lightning: Oh Okay!
Nico: Are we sure Lightning hasn't been brainwashed!?
Rachel: I'm not sure.
Annabeth: This is weird.
Luke: Very.
Lightning: Um okay? Anyway, do the dare!
Thalia: She isn't even yelling!
Jason: Impossible!?
Leo: Dude, just do the dare! I will never let you forget this!
Jason: Oh god! I'm gonna have to go on the run!
Lightning: Fine. Since I'm nice, everybody has to quiet and give me their phones!
Dragon: WHAT THE HECK!!! LAME!!!
Thalia: YOU AREN'T LETTING ME BLACKMAIL MY BROTHER?! I LIKED YOUR DARK PSYCHO SIDE MORE!
Dragon: Like, duh! What is this nonsense about being nice to the players?!
Jason: Thank you so much! Never return to your dark side!
Lightning: What are you talking about? Whatever, just do the dare please.
Nico: Please?!
Dragon: PLEASE?!!!!!!! THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND!
Annabeth: Who are you and what have you done to Lightning?!
Dragon: Hey, so you guys actually like our psychoness!?
Lightning: Sorry guys but we're wasting too much time!
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Percy Jackson Truth or Dare!
HumorWARNING: This book is VERY old, and does not reflect my ability as a writer. This is a truth or dare story I made with my friend Dragon! You can dare any Percy Jackson character! Disclaimer: I do not own Percy Jackson!
