Lightning: Hey!
Dragon: HEYO!
Lightning: TODAY WE GET TO DO A PRANK WAR!
Dragon: No. Just no.
Lightning: Fine, we'll do it later! But today we have a contest!
Dragon: I have the best idea ever! MOVIE NIGHT!
Percy: Sounds better than a contest! I'm in!
All Players except Percy: Ya, sure. Sounds good!
Thalia: Sooo...what movie are we watching?
Dragon: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2!
Luke: Ugh! Please no!
Lightning: Well then, we'll watch Percy Jackson: The Lightning Thief!
Percy: They have a movie adaption? Is it as good as the real quest?
Dragon: Eaaahhhhhh...
Lightning: *Snickers*
Percy: Let's watch!
Dragon: Well, you asked for it! *teleports in a giant TV and starts the movie*
A few minutes in
Percy: What the heck! That doesn't look anything like me!
Lightning: *Laughing*
Annabeth: This is horrible, I'm supposed to be blonde!
Dragon: I hate it as much as you do but... *chuckles* it's hilarious!
Grover: I didn't do that at the Lotus Casino! Although I wish I did!
Leo: Oh. My. Gods. This is the worst thing that ever happened to me!
Lightning: *Still Laughing*
Dragon: It's the worst thing that ever happened to the world!
Credits are playing
Percy: Who are these actors?! I'm seriously gonna sue them!
Annabeth: They ruined meeee!!!
Lightning: Hahahahahahaha! Next time they should read the Percy Jackson book!
Dragon: Betcha wish that we watched Harry Potter!
Annabeth: *whimpers* Yeah, yeah I do!
Dragon: We can put it on now if you like!
Percy: Maybe. What do you think Lightning?
Lightning: You should read the book.
Dragon: Yeah, yeah! I'll give it to them later and they can tell us what they think next time! For now, Harry Potter here we come! *Puts on the Deathly Hallows part 2*
Luke: So that noseless guy is evil right? And the boy and his three friends are good?
Dragon: Yeah.
Fast forward to the Ron and Hermione kiss scene
Percy: Stab the cup! Stab the cup! Yeah!
Dragon: Shhhh! Shut up! They're about to kiss!
Luke: Wait, what? Ewwwwww!
Lightning: I agree!
Fast forward to Snape's death
Dragon: WHAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!! *tears stream down face* AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Player: Oh my god, that's so sad!
Jason: Eck! That Voldy guy's voice is scary!
Annabeth: Wait, what's he doing? Why's he putting that man's tears in a bowl?
Dragon: It's called a pensieve, and his tears are memories!
Annabeth: Ooooooh!
Juniper: Snape's childhood is so sad! I feel so bad for him!
Luke: Yeah, it must be hard for him. His crush married his mortal enemy!
Snape: Expecto Patronum. *waves wand and silver doe appears*
Dumbledore: Lily! After all this time?
Snape: Always.
Dragon: *cries some more* WWWWWHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Leo: *pats Dragon on the back* It's okay!
Dragon: It's not!
Lightning: *Snickers*
Fast forward to Harry's "death"
Thalia: He's actually gonna let him kill him?!
Dragon: Duh! He's a horcrux!
Thalia: Wait! How's he alive?
Dragon: I don't really know that part but yeah, he is alive!
Fast forward to the final battle
Luke: That Neville guy is really stupid!
Dragon: Not really.
Luke: Eh. Woah, Harry!
Thalia: Did you see the look on Voldy's face! *laughs*
Fast forward to Neville killing Nagini
Dragon: Not so stupid anymore, huh?
Luke: Yeah.
Player: Die Voldy, die! Die Voldy, die!
Piper: Eew! Why's he becoming ashes?
Dragon: Because Neville killed the snake!
Fast forward to 19 years later
Annabeth: Woah! The Draco dude isn't even taunting him anymore!
Dragon: Well they're grown up, so they won't do that anymore!
Grover: Albus Severus Potter?! What kind of name is that?
Lightning: What name is Grover?
Dragon: I don't really like it either, but the Severus part keeps me from raging.
Grover: Understandable.
Credits are playing
Percy: That was probably the best movie I've watched in my life!
All players except Percy: Yeah, same!
Dragon: It is THE best! What did you think Lightning? Better than Percy Jackson the movie, anyway.
Lightning: The movie yes, the book... NO WAY!
Dragon: I understand that you are more of a Percy Jackson fan. So what did you think of the movie?
Lightning: Meh. Now! Who wants to play Never Have I Ever!
Dragon: Next time maybe. *yawns* It's late! Well bye!
Lightning: Bye!
YOU ARE READING
Percy Jackson Truth or Dare!
HumorWARNING: This book is VERY old, and does not reflect my ability as a writer. This is a truth or dare story I made with my friend Dragon! You can dare any Percy Jackson character! Disclaimer: I do not own Percy Jackson!
