Dragon: It's time for a new game!
Lightning: Yeah!
Dragon: It's time foooooor...would you rather!
Lightning: Knew it. Are we playing?
Players: Yay, I guess?
Dragon: Yeah, maybe. Do you want to? Cause I'm fine with anything.
Lightning: Meh. Your choice.
Dragon: Welllll...then we're playing! Alright, the order is the same as last time, except we go first!
Lightning: We could make it the same as the spin the bottle thing...
Dragon: Oh yeah, sure! Then you're first!
Lightning: Okay! Hmm... Thalia!
Thalia: Uh...yes?
Lightning: Would you rather kiss Jason or Dragon?
Dragon: Wait what?!
Lightning: Just asking!
Thalia: Erm... well Jason.
Dragon: Thanks for sparing me the thought if you chose me.
Thalia: I didn't want to think about that either!
Dragon: Well, Leo, you're next!
Leo: Uh.. Calypso?
Calypso: Yes Leo dear!
Lightning: Oh I know what to ask! *Evil Smirk*
Leo: Uh What?
Lightning: *Uses telepathy to tell Leo*
Leo: Ooh! Cool! Calypso! Would you rather me cheat on you or break up with you?
Calypso: I know where this is going! Well I'd choose a break up!
Dragon: Both are going to result in the same thing, if you know what I mean!
Calypso: Of course I know what you mean!
Lightning: Okay... moving on. Calypso! I'm making you next because I want to see the drama!
Calypso: I pick... DRAGON OF COURSE!
Lightning: Knew it!
Dragon: Welp. Go on.
Lightning: Yeah...
Calypso: Dragon! Would you rather kill Leo or kill yourself? WAIT THAT WASN'T MY QUESTION!
*Everyone stares at Lightning*
Lightning: Yes, I changed it with author powers, but hers was too inappropriate! *Shudders*
Dragon: It was also too easy.
Calypso: My real question was better!
Lightning: Dragon seriously wouldn't like it... it was weird... even for you! But anyway just answer Dragon!
Dragon: I NEED THE REAL QUESTION! GIMME!!
Lightning: Fine, whatever. Calypso was gonna ask would you rather kiss her or marry her... okay she said something way more inappropriate but well... 18+! Basically the same concept though!
Dragon: Crap, what the heck.
Lightning: Told you you'd hate it! Anyway, answer!
Dragon: If we think about it sensibly, the better answer will be to kiss her so I'm gonna stick with that.
Hazel: Well...I'm gonna go next! Leo, would you rather marry Dragon or me?
Leo: *shook from the last question*
Hazel: Leeeeoo? *waves hand in front of his face*
Leo: Huh? Oh, Dragon.
Grover: Me next!
Lightning: WAIT! First, Hazel? DO YOU REMEMBER FRANK?
Frank: YEAH! YOU CHEATER!
Hazel: Sorry, just needed to know if he moved on!
Frank: SURE!
Lightning: Meh. Anyway. Next! Grover!
Grover: So... Percy, would you rather be with Thalia or Rachel?
Annabeth: Please don't start that again!
Percy: Well...Rachel. Please don't be mad Annabeth!
Annabeth: I'm not. I'm mad at Grover!
Dragon: Luke go next! I'm just doing that for some reason!
Luke: Good! I've got the perfect one and it's for you!
Dragon: Well, okay.
Luke: Would you rather be with Leo, or... that Snape guy?
Dragon: It's obvious, isn't it?
Leo: Me?
Dragon: No, Snape! LIKE DUH!
Luke: Wow, just wow.
Lightning: *Shrugs* I expected it... Snape is a 40 year old man or something anyway.
Dragon: He's thirty eight! When he dies at least. *quietly cries* It's like the only thing that makes me cry!
Lightning: First rule of battle, NEVER SHOW WEAKNESS! But 38 rounds to 40! Common math! So I'm right! Anyway next!
Dragon: It's me. So Nico? Me or Annabeth?
Nico: Please stop, Will is gonna kill me
Dragon: He doesn't really have to know, So just answer.
Nico: Fine. Annabeth.
Dragon: Nicobeth is on!
Lightning: You did that on purpose! Anyway next is Annabeth!
Annabeth: Ok. Lightning. Wait! WHAT?
Lightning: Yup, I chose myself.
Annabeth: Why?
Lightning: *Shrugs* I'm bored!
Dragon: It's about time! I've been in and involved in too many!
Lightning: Meh. Anyway go!
Annabeth: Well, Lightning, would you rather...
Lightning: STUNTS!
Annabeth: Fine, so would you rather... um... okay I don't know any stunts.
Lightning: Aww.
Annabeth: Would you rather be a dolphin or an octopus?
Lightning: Really? Dolphin. Anyway, next!
Annabeth: I don't know!
Dragon: Super laaaaaamme! Well we'll end here so bye!
Lightning: Bye!
YOU ARE READING
Percy Jackson Truth or Dare!
HumorWARNING: This book is VERY old, and does not reflect my ability as a writer. This is a truth or dare story I made with my friend Dragon! You can dare any Percy Jackson character! Disclaimer: I do not own Percy Jackson!
