Lightning: Hey guys! Today we have so kindly kidnapped- I mean invited you all to play truth or dare!
Dragon: This is gonna be fun (rubs hands together deviously)
Lightning: Yup! We're gonna be your hosts, Lightning, and Dragon!
Percy: Wait! What the heck!!!!! Truth or Dare!
Lightning: Yes, I just said that.
Annabeth: Ugh, I hate this game
Lightning: Too bad. Well, here are the players
PLAYERS
Percy Jackson
Annabeth Chase
Thalia Grace
Jason Grace
Nico De Angelo
Grover Underwood
Juniper
Piper Mclean
Leo Valdez
Hazel Levesque
Frank Zhang
Calypso
Luke Castellan
Rachel Elizabeth Dare
Lightning: You can dare or ask any other characters of course, we will teleport them here with our author powers! Don't forget to keep this PG!
Dragon: Oo I'll get my dare list! (rushes out of the room)
Leo: That girl has serious issues.
Lightning: She's perfect for you!
Leo: Wait WHAT!?
Dragon: EURGH!! LIGHTNING I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!
Lightning: Okay, Okay, I'll take it back.
Thalia: Wait what?! Fine, just don't ship me, I'm a hunter of Artemis.
Lightning: Yes, but there are so many ships with you Thalia!
Thalia: Oh god my life is ruined! 0.0
Dragon: YES SHIPPING IS ALLOWED!!
Lightning: Duh, you can't have Truth or Dare without shipping *Looks at Percy and Annabeth*
Percy: What?
Annabeth: *Blushes* Oh Shut Up!
Lightning: Hehehe
Nico: Dude get me out of here! I"m already gay!
Dragon: TOO BAD! Will doesn't have to know.
Lightning: There are boys here too Nico!
Nico: Still.
Percy: I was in the middle of roasting Aries!
Aries: *Teleports* Hey!
Lightning: Nope! *Teleports him back* Better. Our author powers can defeat Zeus!
Zeus: *Teleports* What did you say!
Lightning: *Teleports him back too* Better. I told you we could defeat Zeus!
Dragon: Let's just get this game started already! (impatiently taps foot on the ground)
Lightning: Sure!
Jason: NOOOOOOOO!
Lightning: Too Bad. What's the first dare? *Evil Grin*
Dragon: Hmm...let's seeeeee.......SHIPS! (Laughs maniacally)
Lightning: We have so many, the people with the most are Thalia and Percy, they're tied!
Percy: What! *Blushes*
Annabeth: You evil, loathsome COCKROACH!!
Dragon: Lets not call names here! Play nicely! (secretly enjoying the chaos)
Lightning: Annabeth you do know that you are second place after those two right?
Annabeth WHAT!
Thalia: I'm doomed! *Hits head on wall multiple times*
Lightning: You'll live Thalia.
Dragon: Annabeth and Luke!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Percy: *Looks away so no one can see his jealous look*
Lightning: *Sees Percy* There there, *Pats him on the head* you're shipped with other people too, don't feel bad!
Dragon: LIKE NICO!! It's perfect!
Percy: *Blushes* Thanks Lightning and Dragon, STOP!!!
Nico: *Blushes and Smiles Secretly*
Dragon: Hey it actually happened. Soooo ya!
Lightning: Don't break the fourth wall!
Lightning: I have a dare for Jason!
Jason: Me?!
Dragon: Yes you! (pokes Jason in the stomach)
Jason: OW! You meanie
Dragon: tehehe!
Lightning: Actually I have two for you, you can choose which one Jason!
Lightning: 1. Tell us who you ship Thalia with! or 2. Dig a hole and bury yourself in it!
Jason: Um, *Looks at Thalia*
Thalia: NO *Death Glares at Jason* don't you dare!
Jason: *Gulps* Sorry Thalia!
Thalia: *Grumbles* I hate you!
Jason: I ship Thalia with ...
Lightning: Yes! Yes?
Dragon: HURRY UP! TELL USSS
Jason: I ship her with... Percy!
Lightning: YESSS! It might be Canon!
Thalia: WHAT! *Slight Blush*
Percy: *Blushes Intensely*
Annabeth: *Mouth wide Open*
Thalia: GET ME OUTTA HEREEEEEEEEE!!!! *Bangs on the Walls*
Lightning: OooooOOOoooooh! Someone's embarrassed! Do you like him?
Dragon: HEHEHEHAHAHAAHa! Wait till you hear the one with Annabeth!
Annabeth: *Gulps* I swear I will kill you all!!
Lightning: Not possible! We have author powers we could kill you and revive them! We also never die!
Luke: SHUT UP WITH THE AUTHOR POWERS!
Lightning: You wouldn't say that if you knew who you were shipped with!
Luke: *Intense Blush*
Dragon: Oo! I think the soft side is wearing through!
Luke: *Blushing fades away* shut up.
Lightning: Anyway, We have to go now! See you later! And send us dares!
Thalia: Don't send me any!
Lightning: Please do! Thalia is my favorite character after Percy!
Thalia: Noooo- Wait I am?
Lightning: Yup! Anyway, Byeeeeeeeeeee! Cya! Laters!
Dragon: We'll see ya later!! Tata!!!
Everyone: Bye!
YOU ARE READING
Percy Jackson Truth or Dare!
HumorWARNING: This book is VERY old, and does not reflect my ability as a writer. This is a truth or dare story I made with my friend Dragon! You can dare any Percy Jackson character! Disclaimer: I do not own Percy Jackson!
