Lightning: Hey guys!
Dragon: Welcome back tooooo...truth or dare! We have run out of truths and dares, sadly, but for the next two chapters we are playing kiss, marry, kill!
Lightning: Mhm!
Percy: What's that?
Dragon: You name three people to someone, and they have to choose who they want to kiss, marry and kill!
Thalia: Sounds fun, better than truth or dare. I just hope that we don't actually have to kiss, marry, and kill the people we choose!
Lightning: Thanks for the idea!
Dragon: That will be seen too! *rubs hands together evilly*
Thalia: Ugh! Noooooo!
Dragon: So we aren't gonna play for this thing so yeah, but we are going to be choosing people for you!
Leo: Is there like an order, or...
Dragon: Oh yeah! So Leo's first, then Hazel, Grover, Annabeth, Frank, Juniper, Thalia, Jason, Luke, Rachel, Nico, Calypso, Piper, and Percy last!
Lightning: We're not playing.
Dragon: Already said that, but yeah. Also we can put ourselves in the kiss, marry, kill names!
Lightning: Please don't...
Leo: So it's me first!
Dragon: Alright, so... three names... Me, Hazel, and Jason!
Leo: Uhm...this is hard...well... sorry dude but I'm gonna kill Jason-
Dragon: Sorry for the spoilers of your future but that's gonna happen.
Leo: I'm gonna kill Jason?!
Dragon: No, he's just gonna die.
Lightning: Whatever, just go! Oh and you should have said you, Calypso, and well really anyone else... maybe Hazel.
Dragon: Yeh let's change that.
Leo: Ugh, you made this harder! Well, I'm gonna kill Hazel, sorry.
Lightning: Actually I have an idea! Would you rather kiss, marry, or kill, Dragon, Calypso, or yourself?
Dragon: Can you please not.
Leo: Yeah, don't. Anyway I'm gonna marry Dragon, and kiss Calypso.
Dragon: Well then, next is Hazel! Hmm... Frank, Leo, and Nico!
Hazel: I'm seriously gonna choke, but I'm going to marry Frank, kiss Leo, and kill Nico. Sorry, Nico, I just don't want things to be weird!
Nico: Yeah, I would've done the same.
Dragon: Grover, you're up! Juniper, Percy, and Annabeth!
Lightning: Ooh! You're seriously cruel!
Dragon: No! I'm just creative, in a torturous sort of way!
Grover: God no!!!! Well- um marry Juniper, kiss Annabeth, and kill Percy. Sorry!
Percy: Yeah I get it. I really wouldn't want to marry or kiss you. No bromance!
Dragon: Annabeth! Percy, Luke, Rachel. Go!
Annabeth: Easy! Kiss Luke, marry Percy, and kill Rachel!
Dragon: Yeah, I made that WAY too easy!
Lightning: It was expected and now it looks like you're playing favorites!
Dragon: Fine, fine! Now you do the next one!
Lightning: Okay! Then Frank! Calypso, Dragon, Luke. Yes, I made it VERY random. Plus don't cheat on Hazel!
Dragon: Welp.
Frank: *gulps* Err- well- I'm going to kill Luke, kiss Calypso, and marry Dragon.
Dragon: Ugh! Now I feel like I'm too pretty!
Lightning: What are your thoughts Hazel?
Hazel: *jealous* Well, it's just a game!
Dragon: Mhm, mhm. Trust me, I don't exactly want to be with Frank so he's all yours!
Calypso: Me neither!
Dragon: Anyway, next is Juniper! I'm sticking with the random thing so... Percy, Thalia, Nico. Hehe! That was soooooooooo random!
Juniper: My life is horrible!!!!
Dragon: I would feel bad for you, but I'm too busy being curious for who you'll choose to kiss, kill, and marry, so get on with it!
Juniper: Erm, well kiss Nico, marry Percy, and kill Thalia! There I said it!
Grover: I know it's just a game, but oof, that hit hard!
Lightning: Why? Because Percy's your best friend?
Dragon: Yeah I think that's the general idea. So now you get to do Thalia, a special treat!
Thalia: Nooooooo! Why does she get to do mine?!
Dragon: Cause I did lots!
Lightning: Hey! I'm nicer than Dragon!
Thalia: Good point.
Dragon: Just do it.
Lightning: Okay Thalia. Annabeth, Rachel, and Hazel. Yes, I made this weird.
Dragon: Uhmm... Alright!
Thalia: NOOOOO!!!!
Lightning: Just answer.
Thalia: I-I would...
Lightning: Yes?
Thalia: I can't believe I'm doing this!
Dragon: I can!
Thalia: I would k-kill... Hazel and kiss R-rachel and, uh marry Annabeth.
Lightning: I thought you hated- nevermind.
Dragon: People can change! But I didn't really enjoy that one. It's probably gonna give me nightmares. Possibly the worst ship in the world! Wait no, that would be Dramione, wait no, Snamione! UGH! It's disgusting!
Thalia: What in the world are you talking about?
Dragon: You wouldn't understand. It's from Harry Potter. *shudders*
Percy: Ook?
Lightning: It's Snape and Hermione...
Dragon: Yes, now that's gonna give me nightmares! I mean I'm a big Snilly shipper! It's Snape and Lily Potter, by the way. But because she died the new thing is Snarcissa, Snape and Narcissa Malfoy, cause obviously Lucius Malfoy doesn't care about her anymore. So anyway I think we should end it here and continue the second half later, so BYE!
Lightning: Laters!
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Percy Jackson Truth or Dare!
HumorWARNING: This book is VERY old, and does not reflect my ability as a writer. This is a truth or dare story I made with my friend Dragon! You can dare any Percy Jackson character! Disclaimer: I do not own Percy Jackson!
