Hello, Baby

S1 | E1 : Exactly, What Happened?

Jeongguk felt immensely aggravated as he dawned his eyes over his wristwatch, then back onto this woman who claimed herself as Lalisa, who was innocently sitting on his sofa, palms resting onto her knees as she cutely looked around his place.

     He averted his gaze from her luggage and assumed that she brought everything she had.

     "Miss Lalisa," he called her, quickly earning her attention. "Are you sure that's my child?"

     Lalisa giggles as if their topic wasn't a big deal at all. "Yes."

     "Maybe you're just mistaken, you know?" Jeongguk utters, observing Lalisa keenly. We never know; she may be a criminal in disguise.

     Lalisa shook her head cutely. Admittedly, Jeongguk does think that she is rather charming.

    If ever, he'd ask her out — but not ask her for her hand in marriage. He doesn't believe in marriage. At all.

     "I can't be. I remember you oh–so–well."

     Jeongguk pursed his lips, thinking his hyungs were probably on their way to his house already. "Maybe it's some other guy. I genuinely don't remember you."

      "You were hella drunk that time. I was, too, a bit. And it can't be some other guy; that's impossible. I was a complete virgin when you inserted your d——"

     "Stop, stop, that's enough," Jeongguk quickly cut her off.

     Jeongguk massages his temples, trying to figure out what in the world he should do right now.

     "Look, this is not a good time. My friends are coming over."

      "Okay!" Lalisa chimes. "Where's your room?"

      "My what?"

     "Room," Lalisa smiles, "I'll start unpacking and just hide in your room."

     Jeongguk inhales deeply, finding Lalisa unquestionably annoying right now. "What I mean is, kindly leave."

     Lalisa pouts upon seeing that Jeongguk wants her ass out of his house forthwith. "No can do!" she voraciously enunciates. "You see, I'm carrying your child."

     "We aren't even sure that it's mine!" Jeongguk protests.

     Lalisa shrugs. "Trust me, it's yours."

     "And how can you be so calm about this? How are you so sure that I'll let you stay here with me?!" Jeongguk grumbles.

     Lalisa sighed, standing up and looking at him in his eyes. "You'll take care of me. I'm sure of that."

      Jeongguk was fazed — their proximity wasn't helping at all. Her face was so close to his that it made him gulp. She had, oh–so–delicate features that made his jaws drop in awe.

     In the blink of an eye, he heard someone slamming the door to his room open. Jeongguk quickly followed Lalisa, eyes widening when he saw her cleaning up.

     "Your clothes are everywhere." Lalisa gawks, her eye twitching at how chaotic his room was, which she couldn't bear to watch any longer. "Allow me to clean all of these up." She started to grab an article of clothing from the floor.

     Her eyes widened upon realizing she picked his boxers up and quickly dropped them back onto the floor. Jeongguk groaned in aggro.

     "Please leave." Jungkook takes his boxers and skillfully shoots them into his dirty clothes bin.