Leo released a high-pitched sound close enough to match a female walrus in heat. Of course, I just made that up, because the description sounds fitting.
I don't know how a female walrus in heat sounds.
And I don't want to.
Anyway, Leo was laughing his ass off as I told him how my date with Brandon ended up last night. I guess it was indeed funny in a sense, but he was laughing just a bit too much.
And he wasn't even there.
Nichole rolled her eyes at her exaggerating boyfriend as she gave me an amused smile.
"I mean, c'mon!" Leo choked out, his chuckles getting the best of him. "What a loser! Screaming at some horror movie."
I gave him a look and was about to ridicule him but Nichole beat me to it. "At least he only screams. You on the other hand, almost pissed in your pants when we were watching Insidious 2 the other night."
Leo's laughter stopped abruptly. I could see the small glare he was giving our best friend, but I was determined to make it worse.
"Aha," I smirked. "Just as I thought. You're just a chick with a dick. Just like Brandon."
"And you're a dick in a chick." He quickly replied. He probably thought he sounded smart until we stopped and stared at him. Leo thought about what he just said for a moment and then rephrased his sentence hurriedly. "I mean, you're a dick disguised as a chick."
Pft. What an idiot.
"That's gross you two," Nichole wrinkled her nose, but she was concealing her laughter.
The bell cut our pleasant conversation short and we were forced to say good bye and go straight to class. Unfortunately for me, I had no classes with neither Leo nor Nichole. And fortunately for them, they had the same classes together.
Stupid lucky couple. They always come and go as a package deal or some sort.
After we parted ways, I advanced to my next class. And as excited as I was to pay attention to our new history lesson about a dead guy who used to wear a curly white wig and a pair of tights (not to mention the tacky pumpkin shorts), I just couldn't help but wonder: where was my stupid potato? And what was he doing right now?
I was just curious. No special reason.
I entered my classroom and as soon as my butt touched the seat, our teacher began the lesson. Oh goody.
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"Let's go on another date, gossip potato," Brandon said a little bitterly as we made our way to his car. Nichole wanted to buy a new pair of shoes so I was compelled to go with her. And of course, Leo got dragged along, and as usual, Brandon was our ride to the mall.
Leo was still snickering behind us, making fun of Brandon. "He just wants you to forget about your first date."
He shot Leo a glare before I cooed at him and pinched his cheek like he was a ten year old. "Don't mind him, loser potato."
He irritatedly took my hand off his cheek and stomped to the driver's seat. I couldn't stop my giggles. He was mad because I told Leo and Nichole about our date and how he screamed like a girl.
It really wasn't that big of a deal. Wonder why those two took it so seriously.
When we got to the mall, Nichole pulled me towards the women's shoes department immediately. Leo and Brandon just quietly followed us from behind.
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Romance"You'll like me. That's just how it always ends." He said, the smug look on his face was beaming with confidence. "And if you'll like me first?" I challenged, feeling confident myself. "Unlikely," he chuckled. "But do try." "Oh...
