All Because of Cheese Doodles

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I fell asleep on Brie last night (not literally) but now I'm back whoop.

//Linn

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To: cliff_fuckoff_ord@gmail.com

From: ashestoashes@gmail.com

Mikey,

I’m glad that someone is out of the picture. I mean, we’re getting married and stuff. Would be awkward if there’s another person in the picture ;)

Sorry about the cheeky bum sex btw. Can’t help my flirty side, especially when there’s guys like you around. But just so you know, now that I know you’re bi I’ll gladly fuck you. Time and place? Jk. But if we were to, I call dibs on top.

Now, about that Lucas kid who’s your friend’s pen pal. I’m pretty sure that’s the same Lucas as my friend Luke. He’s been talking about some Calum nonstop. I’m telling you, he’s whipped. He’s also reading this over my shoulder and is pretty pissed off. He thinks you’ll tell Calum what I said and is therefor coming up with some inventive combinations of swear words. “Fan ta dig din helvetes jävla ostbåge.” That’s a new one. Basically it means: “Damn you, you fucking cheese doodle from hell.” Isn’t that lovely?

Now comes something I want you to know: I want things to get better for you, and I’m willing to help you out in every way possible to achieve that. You’re living of that pain now, but I hope that you, someday, will be able to live of something else. Something that is stronger than the pain. I believe in you.

I’m definitely not cooler than you. But I would really like to know what’s in your closet ;)

What did the kiss mean? You’ll have to get your arse to Sweden to find out.

Good luck with cleaning.

Until next time,

Ashton xx

PS: I’ll always be the one to make you blush. 

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