JoJos Bizarre Adventures Oneshots

~Turned Into a Pickle~ Yandere Melone x Reader

(I'm sorry if this doesnt turn out the way you wanted it to sheisded)

"And then....he turned himself into a pickle! Funniest shit I've seen!" Ghiacco slowly turns his head in your direction, anger clear on his face. He takes a deep breath and grabs your shoulders.

"It wasn't funny the first time you told us, it's not funny now." You stop giggling and look at him. You pout and look down.

"Well then I'll just go and updawg." He raises a brow.

"What's updawg?"

"Not much, what's up with you?!" You erupt into a fit of laughter and snorts. Ghiacco sighs and walks away. As you watch him leave, you pout. You sigh and fix yourself onto the couch. You flip through movies on TV when you feel a pair of arms wrap around your shoulders.

"Hi Mel!" Melone chuckles and kisses the top of your head. He let's go and climbs over the back of the couch, coming to lay next to you. He places his head on your lap and smiles, enjoying your happy smile. You giggle and run your hands through his lavender hair.

"You know cara, you dont hang out with me as much as you do the others." You gasp and kiss his forehead with a pout.

"I'm sorry Mel, I dont do it on purpose. I just get a lot of joke ideas from Maggie and I love seeing Ghia's reactions." He nods and snuggles closer to you.

"I'll forgive you if you snuggle me." You giggle and wrap your arms around him, kissing his cheek every now and then.

"Dont worry Mel, I'm yours, always will be." He smiles and kisses you. He places his hand on your thigh, letting it travel farther up. He slips his tongue in through your lips, getting a moan from you. But before it could get more heated, you get interrupted.

"If your going to fuck, wait till after (Y/N) gets back." You turn your head and see Risotto. You tilt your head in confusion. He holds up a manilla folder.

"Hurry up and get to the car." You groan in annoyance. Melone chuckles and kisses you once more.

"Good luck my love." You smile and press a kiss to his cheek and bounce away.

(I'm sorry, it's really bad.)