Description: Just a bunch of funny scenarios of Peter on Zoom.
A/N: Been a while huh? In other words I graduated. You're looking at a possible future nurse peeps.
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Teacher: Mr. Parker who are you talking to?
Peter jumps and unmutes himself: Um... I'm talking to myself?
Teacher: Was that an answer or a question?
Tony pops into frame: With him you will probably never know.
Class: *freaks out*
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Teacher: Alright class today we will be talking about the assassination of John F. Kennedy.
Bucky: I think I was the assassin.
Peter: YOU WERE THE WHAT?!
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Teacher: *random fancy science stuff*
Peter: *not muted* FUCKING HELL CLINT NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE FACT THAT YOU MADE A NEST IN THE VENTS AND NO NOBODY WANTS TO SEE IT!
Clint: YOU'RE SUCH A LIAR PARKER I SAW YOU SNEAKING THROUGH THEM LAST NIGHT!
Peter: I WAS HIDING FROM NATASHA! *notices he's unmuted* um... my uncle is annoying. *turns off camera and muted himself*
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Teacher: According to record of that day Captain America had to watch his best friend James Buchanan Barnes fall off a train.
Steve: *walking by* Yeah that wasn't a good moment for me.
Bucky: *in the distance* FOR YOU?! I WAS THE ONE WHO FELL OFF THE TRAIN!
Peter: ..... what have you just started?
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Peter: *turns on camera only to be found covered in bandages*
Teacher: Mr. Parker what happened to you?
Peter: Oh y'know just the new bad guy of the week.
Natasha: He got attacked by a cat he found in an alleyway.
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Teacher: Tony Stark was once a playboy that slept with every woman—
Tony: AND MAN!
Peter: *bursts out laughing*
Tony: I mean it's true c'mon. Sometimes I don't mind taking—
Peter: *frantically muted mic before throwing a pencil at Tony*
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Peter: *thud comes from the distance*
Clint: FUCK!
Teacher: Mr. Parker what was that?
Peter: Clint probably did one of two thing. Fell out of the vents or burnt himself on something.
Clint: TONY YOU NEED TO FIX THAT DAMN VENT COVER!
Peter: He fell from the vents.
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Teacher: *random math shit*
Harley: *throws water bottle at Peter*
Peter: HARLEY WHAT THE FUCK!
Harley: It was funny. Even MJ is laughing.
Peter: That's it your on the floor for the week.
Harley: BUT PETEY!
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Peter: *AC/DC starts playing loudly in the background*
Teacher: Mr. Parker you better turn that music off this instant.
Peter: Oh.. I can't. That's the sound of Dr. Strange trying to get Mr. Stark out of his lab. My guess is that he's been running on coffee for the past three or so days and Dr. Strange is fed up. So yeah there's no turning off the music.
Stephen: *appears through portal* Peter please help me. Your father has attached himself to the wall so I can't make him sleep.
Peter: *sighs and grabs a crowbar* DAD I SWEAR TO GOD!
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Teacher: Captain America tried to enlist 27 times—
Steve: *popping into frame* 28.
Bucky: Don't go dialling down you idiot you tried to enlist 35 times but didn't tell anyone about that!
Steve: I did not!
Peter: I think we just need to stop talking about Captain America.
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Teacher: Captain Americ—
Peter: Teach I'm gonna stop you right there.
Teacher: Mr. Parker this is a part of the curriculum. If it's that much of a problem just don't be in the same room as them.
Peter: Oh it's not that. Steve is just in a really bad mood so he's in his room. Which happens to be right next to mine.
Teacher: Which means what?
Peter: He can hear you. He is always listening.
Teacher: We simply have to talking about his family life.
Steve: *slamming the door open* I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT THAT! MY DAD WAS A DEADBEAT, MY MOM DIED TO ILLNESS, AND MY BROTHER DIED IN PEARL HARBOUR! *aggressively leaves room*
Peter: Steve hears all.
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Teacher: This may still be a sensitive topic but it is now my job to talk about the attack at the compound that resulted in the death of IronMan.
Peter: The what?
Teacher: You didn't know Mr. Parker?
Peter: Mr. Stark isn't dead.
Teacher: He died wielding what Hawkeye called the Infinity Stones.
Peter: *irked* CLINTON FRANCIS BARTON WHY DID YOU TELL THE PRESS THAT IRONMAN DIED?!
Clint: NO I DIDN'T!
Peter: THEN WHY IS MY TEACHER TELLING ME OTHERWISE?!
Clint: I SAID HE NEARLY DIED! OF A HEART ATTACK BECAUSE OF YOUR DUMB ASS!
Peter: Y'KNOW WHAT BIRDBRAIN *Peter stands up revealing a missing arm*
Class: *Starts panicking and yelling*
Peter: *to himself* panic and run idiots *takes arm out of shirt* panic and run.
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Yes that was bad. I have no inspiration. And actually I looked it up apparently Steve has a brother (name is Michael or Bruce one of the two). Also apparently Bucky is the oldest of four siblings which I find funny.
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