Behind Closed Doors(PeRyl One Shots):Volume 1

Wired

"Hi, I'm Meryl Streep." Pierce introduced with a smile.

"Hi, I'm Pierce Brosnan."Meryl introduced also with a smile.

"And we are doing a Wired:Autocomplete Interview."Pierce said and the two of them started laughing.

"So guys, have you googled yourselves?"A staff from behind the camera asked.

"I don't google myself but I google my husband."Meryl answered and Pierce looked at her.

"You google me?"Pierce asked in disbelief.

"Yeah, when you're not home. I'm searching for new paparazzi photos."Meryl answered and Pierce's forehead creased.

"No, I'm just kidding. I rarely use google. Well, I google things that old people like me don't know."Meryl said and the two of them laughed.

"Okay babe, you're up first."Pierce said as they hand him a board that contains questions about Meryl.

"Does Meryl Streep sing?"Pierce asked as he peel off the first question.

"Well, sometimes I do. You can just google me singing."Meryl answered with a laugh.

"Does Meryl Streep sing in Mamma Mia?"Pierce asked, peeling off the second one.

"Yes, that was me."Meryl answered.

"Does Meryl Streep do sequels?"Pierce asked.

"Not really."Meryl answered.

"Does Meryl Streep have children?"Pierce asked and the two of them giggled.

"I do have kids. Do I look like I don't have children?"Meryl asked and Pierce chortled.

"Does Meryl Streep have a sister?"Pierce asked with a hum.

"I don't have a sister but I do have brothers who will always be younger than me."Meryl answered.

"Does Meryl Streep speak German?"Pierce asked and Meryl looked at him.

"Do I speak German, babe?What do you think?"Meryl asked that made Pierce softly giggle.

"She did speak German but believe me, she already forgot it by now."Pierce answered and Meryl started laughing.

"He is right."Meryl said and Pierce peeled off the next question.

"Does Meryl Streep have an Oscar?"Pierce asked and Meryl hummed.

"Fortunately, I have three."Meryl answered.

"Proud of her for that."Pierce said and Meryl looked at him.

"Awe baby, you're so sweet."Meryl said and she gave a peck on his lips.

"Those three Oscars represents three loves of my life so I'm very lucky."Meryl said and Pierce smiled.

"Okay this one, does Meryl Streep have an EGOT?"Pierce asked and Meryl's forehead creased.

"EGOT?Is that the uhmm the person who won an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and a Tony?"Meryl asked and Pierce nodded with a hum.

"Well, I am way too far to be in the EGOT category. I only have an Emmy and an Oscar and even if I have a Tony, there is no way in hell that I'm getting a grammy."Meryl said with a giggle.

"Your turn!"Meryl exclaimed as they hand her Pierce's board.

"Does Pierce Brosnan have an Irish accent?"Meryl asked as she peel off the first question.

"I don't really know. I kinda have a mix of British and Irish and American."Pierce answered.

"Does Pierce Brosnan have a daughter?"Pierce asked that made the two of them giggle.