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twenty-one | ❝patronus❞

dumbledore sucks

potter: i'm the baddest bitch
around idec

potter: i did that shit

potter: period

weasel: wtf are you talking about?

y/n: king shit

y/n: but yeah what are you
talking about lol

mione: he casted a patronus
spell

weasel: cool cool

weasel: why?

y/n: ^^^

y/n: i wouldn't have ditched
you 2 with the buckbeak thing
if i knew that would happen

weasel: huh?

y/n: huh?

potter: lol

potter: anywaysss if your patronus
didn't have to be an animal what
would you want it to be

y/n: god.

weasel: wait why would that
make sense tho

mione: i know right?

potter: mine would be like boris
johnson idk 👁👄👁

weasel: HARRY NO

mione: why-

y/n: suddenly i'm jared, 19

potter: i'm joking

potter: i'd want mine to be
gemma collins

mione: oh god

y/n: iconic innit

weasel: queen

weasel: mine would be that guy
who played dick turpin in
horrible histories

potter: hot 😎

y/n: that's glorious i'm crying

mione: mine would probably be
harry styles or henrietta lacks

potter: oMG YES✨✨✨

weasel: 👁👄👁

y/n: 👁👄👁

potter: i mean cool. that's cool

y/n: hermione supporting figures
who deserve/deserved the world <3

weasel: we love to see it

weasel: but we have to talk about
your obsession with harry styles
luv

potter: i am not obsessed >:(

weasel:

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a/n: if you're not from the UK or you live under a rock please search up 'gemma collins alphabet' and watch the horrible histories dick turpin song for some context ❤️

am i going to address the fact i haven't updated in a while? no, no i'm not ❤️

edit: why aren't the views showing up?? :0 this is so weird??? can you guys ee them or is it just me??? how do i fix this bullshit 😀😀😀

edit 2: i fixed the issue 😎