Silent Phone Calls (KuroKen)

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Kuroo's Phone

Friday 9:14 am

Brokuto
Asshole

You
Umm wtf did I do

Brokuto
Skipping school without letting ur best bro know
Indecent

You
Wow didn't think u knew that word
But sorry something came up
Kinda outta no where

Brokuto
Spill
Actually spill in the gc

-PaCk iT uP miLk bReAd-

Brokuto
Kuroo has tea to spill

Akaashi
Bokuto-san aren't you suppose to be in class?

Brokuto
With Kuroo who isn't here
Care to explain

Iwaizumi's Bitch
OOOHOHOH TEA
KUROO PLZ IM BEGGING U
SPILL I NEED TO KNOW

Iwaizumi
Do you always txt in all caps
And during class

Iwaizumi's Bitch
Only when I'm EXCITED

Brokuto
Ur being awfully quiet Kurbro

You
It's kinda a long story

Akaashi
Is this about mute-san?

You
...
What r u a witch

Brokuto
OMG SOULMATE UPDATES
DID U FIND UR SOULMATE
AHHHH I FEEL LIKE A PROUD PARENT

Iwaizumi's Bitch
OMG KUROO
CONGRATS
UR FINALLY GROWING UP :))

You
I didn't even say anything yet

Iwaizumi
Wait what's his name
Also y do u call him mute-san

Akaashi
He's mute

Iwaizumi
Makes sense
So what's his actual name then

You
Kenma

Brokuto
Hold up-
His first names Kenma?

You
...yes
y

Brokuto
His names gonna be Kenma Kuroo
I feel bad for him

You
BOKUTO
WTF

Akaashi
Bokuto-san Kuroo is going through a lot emotional right now. It's best if we don't antagonize him.
He might cry

You
I WONT CRY

Brokuto
I'm not even gonna lie to yall
I got no clue what antagonize means

Iwaizumi's Bitch
Literally no ones shocked

You
Excuse me can I get on with my story now

Akaashi
Please do Kuroo-san

Brokuto
Yes yes right ofc

You
Anyways basically something happened and he needed a place to stay

Brokuto
OMG HE SLEEP OVER UR HOUSE
AND U DIDNT TELL ME
UR FUTURE HUSBAND WAS AT UR HOUSE AND U FELT IT WASNT IMPORTANT TO INFORM ME

Akaashi
Bokuto-san please

Brokuto
Right right I'll calm down

Iwaizumi
He hasn't been over before?

Iwaizumi's Bitch
They've barely even hung out

Iwaizumi
Huh y?
I'm missing parts of the story here

Brokuto
We all are he doesn't tell us much
All we know is his home life isn't the best
That's about it

You
Srry I don't air ppls personal lives

Akaashi
I think it's nice of Kuroo-san
He is respecting Kenma-san's privacy

You
Thank you Akaashi
Helpful as always
Anyways I skipped school cause I was kinda up with him late
Plus I couldn't leave him at my house alone

Iwaizumi
He didn't go back home?

You
He can't rn
I don't know much myself tbh

Brokuto
Will u tell us when u know more

Iwaizumi's Bitch
YES PLZ KEEP UP UPDATED
THIS JUST GOT INTERESTING

You
No
Not happening

Brokuto
WHAATT
U DONT TRUST US

You
Absolutely not

Brokuto
I thought we were bros...

You
Don't go emo on me
I don't need more problems

Akaashi
Yes please do not Bokuto-san I'm not leaving class to cheer you up again

Iwaizumi
Again?

Akaashi
Story for another time

Iwaizumi's Bitch
So what is he doing rn

You
We went out to eat breakfast

Brokuto
AWWWW BRUNCH DATE
COUPLE GOALS🥺🤚🏻
YALL SO CUTE💖

You
...bruh do u hear urself rn
Akaashi I feel bad for u

Akaashi
I appreciate the sympathy

Brokuto
UR NOT SUPPOSE TO AGREE WITH HIM
AKAAASHIIIIIII

Iwaizumi
Yikes Akaashi and I thought Oikawa was bad

Iwaizumi's Bitch
:((

You
I'm leaving our foods almost here

Brokuto
HAVE FUN ON UR DATE
UPDATE US THO SRSLY

You
Yeah yeah whatever
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Shorter chapter cause Im a bit busy today (getting my license yall😎) but hope y'all are enjoying the story. Also enjoy the fluff while it lasts not saying anything but...