Nodoka and The Inevitable | ohshc

146 | kyouya

"I'll be very busy from now on, I don't think we'd be able to talk to one another on a regular basis." - Nodoka

Okay, so less talking. 

But really.

A few minutes prior, Eloise Thompson practically swaggered into the room and said that she found the solution to all of their problems 'but mostly my problems', she added.  

"You guys asked me to become a maid," she began. "unfortunately, I am a queen. I do not work for anyone. So I took someone who could work for all of us!" 

"Eloise, we asked you to pay us and not-"

"Kyouya, take a chill pill. She's my contribution to the club. I'm actually paying her." 

"Her?" they all parroted.

Eloise smirks, a strange gleam reflecting from her emerald irises before grabbing a girl's arm from behind the door then pulling her inside. 

"Meet Nodoka Kitagawa, she's our new maid." 

Kyouya never felt his heart skip at least 5 beats. Though he was unaware of it, he definitely felt uneasy from the sight of the Nodoka Kitagawa a few meters away from him - clad in a classic maid uniform too. Wow oh wow.

"Nice to meet you all." she immediately says with a polite bow. 

5 words. It only took her 5 words to prove him just how smitten he is with her. 

"Well-mannered, isn't she?" Eloise asks. 

"Very." the twins nodded. "We like her outfit!" 

"Aww!" Hani-senpai cooes. 

"She's so kawaii!" Tamaki squeals, running off in her direction.

"Tamaki, no." Haruhi deadpans. 

I swear to God. Don't even think about touching her or I will strangle you, break your bones and dump them into a huge pit of fire or turn you into a pretzel and make your own head stick up your ass. You'll stay in your mushroom corner for weeks and no one will bother taking care of you because you're a fucking idiot who needs to stay away from someone like her. I'll shut down every single hospital if I have to, or feed you to the crocodiles we all encountered once or maybe even punish you with a guillotine because you're half-French, suffer the Reign of Terror era, you blonde motherfucker. 

"Kyouya," Eloise says, with a playful tone in her voice. "introduce yourself." her hand gestures to Nodoka's direction and suddenly, Kyouya is mute. 

"Good afternoon, Ootori-san." she bows. 

"Good afternoon." he responds, almost immediately. Voice still cool, of course. He's not the "cool type" for nothing. 

Eloise saw through it though. 

'I was right about hiring her.' she thinks, a satisfied smirk on her face. 

"Isn't she adorable?!" Tamaki rambles.

"Tamaki, shut up." Eloise scolds. Someone might get jealous. 

eloise knows. this feels really crappy, omg you guys. my writing is crappy. i'm sorry. i wasn't feeling it. *covers face in shame*

HEADCANON: kyouya swears a lot... but internally. he's just keeping his verbal habits low due to being an ootori and having that respectful reputation.

bc c'mon, he's kyouya. he's not tamaki who's like cinammon bun too pure for this world.