Chapter 32: The Eddsworld House

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Tord was a deer in the headlights of Edd's gaze. "What are you doing here, Tord?" Edd questioned, Paul and Patryck still out of sight. Tord, frantically trying to make up a reason said,

"Just wanted to come visit."

"Tord, you do know you just broke into my house, right?" Tord didn't respond.

"I can call the cops for this! I'll have you know I'm a high power businessman now!" Edd started getting accusatory, and aggressive.

"Woah- Edd calm down."

"TORD I WILL NOT CALM DOWN YOU BROKE INTO MY PROPERTY." Edd was getting angrier and angrier by the second. Tord, still desperately looking around for some sort of way out of this heard shuffling from beside him.

"Edd?" Paul said holding the box they went through earlier from upstairs. Edd paused his yelling at Tord, to see Paul come out from behind the stairway. Paul dropped the box on the ground, letting the contents spill out.

"You said you were a businessman, correct?" Paul questioned Edd. "If this is true, you probably wouldn't want this... knowledge getting out." He gestured down to the furry porn.

"Oh. You saw that." Edd said, embarrassed. He put his hand over the back of his head.

"Look, I won't call the cops if you get out and don't tell anyone." Tord smirked, knowing he had Edd at his mercy through the blackmail power of the smut.

"No. I want the house for 40 pounds." Edd winced.

"Fine... You can have the house. That was how much the house was anyway..." Edd was desperate not to let the knowledge of his desire for fox women to get out.

"Great! I'll be moving in at exactly 1 PM today. Have the house ready." Tord picked up the box of Edd's old things and left with Paul, Patryck now revealing himself as well to exit. Edd sighed and turned to leave the house. The three of them left out the window they entered through and slowly made their way back to the car.

"That fucking worked?" Paul announced, surprised.

"I guess so." Tord agreed. They got back into the car, Tord in the driver's seat.

"I can move in by myself if you guys want to go home." Tord said,

"Yeah, I think it's about time we head back," Paul agreed.

"Are you sure you don't need any help?" Patryck asked, he was always the more concerned one out of Tord's parents.

"I'm sure." Tord responded.

"I can drive you two home now, That will give me time to get back and make the first boxes to move into the house." Tord started driving to Paul and Patryck's house instead back to his apartment. Before too long, they arrived and Tord waved goodbye to his parents. Tord made the trip back home before separating all his belongings out from one another. He put most of Toms old stuff from things like hoodies to a pan flag into garbage bags, and his into boxes. He took the garbage bags out to the dumpster before throwing them in, and taking his own things into his car. He looked at the clock to see 12:45 PM. Just enough time for him to get to the house at exactly 1 PM. Once he arrived he saw Edd there as requested holding some paperwork and keys. Tord pulled up in his car and approached Edd.

"Here. Just sign this." Edd said, annoyed. Tord signed the paper where he was requested to do so, then reached into his wallet pulling out exactly 40 pounds.

"Here you go, Edd." Tord said. Edd gave Tord the keys then left the property which now belonged to Tord.

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