Tomtord; When you see it you'll shit bricks: Act 2

Chapter 48: Edd and Matt's talk

"Matt what the fuck is wrong with Tord?"
"I- I don't know. He's been acting weird ever since I visited him at his and Tom's apartment a few months ago." Edd cocked his head in question
"I went over and everything was nice at first but, uh they fed me some strange food and Tom was in a dog costume."
"What do you mean by strange food?"
"Uh. Feces. In the dumplings."
"MATT. WHAT?"
"EDD LOOK- I DON'T KNOW IT ALL HAPPENED SO FAST." Edd was terrified.
"Ok so, Tord started acting weird... after he fed you poop?"
"It wasn't really him, It was Tom. Tom shat in the dumplings and Tord started crying."
"Yeah I don't fucking blame him." Edd replied.
"Also, Dog costume?"
"Yes. Tom was in a... rather sexual dog costume."
"SEXUAL??"
"You know those... I'm not quite sure what they're called but they're a sort of kinky mask."
"Kinky mask? Like a fetish?"
"Yes, It was a mask, and there was also a sort of black rubber suit... and I believe a tail."
"A tail?"
"Yes, it was in his bum... he barked at Tord and I and then he hopped up on my lap."
Edd was just staring at Matt in bewilderment
"He then lifted up his leg- y'know like a dog.- and peed on me."
"MATT. WHAT THE FUCK- WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH TOM."
"I'm not quite sure Edd, he's a bit mad innit. Anyways, Tord got up and unlocked the door for me and I ran innit."
"Yeah i would too- but that still doesn't explain why Tord is acting weird"
"I could only assume it was because of Tom. Tom probably did a number on him."
"TORD I LOVE YOU" a girl from behind the two of them shouted to Tord. Matt and Edd whipped back around to Tord,
"We should probably go back to the booth." Matt suggested. Edd nodded in agreement before going back to sit down.