Yanny sat in the dining room reading a book, Alastor eventually barged out of the kitchen
"GUESS WHO MADE WAFFLES!!!" Yanny looked up to Alastor. Alastor approached her and gave her a waffle.
"You seem to be a good mood."
"I am! Thank you for noticing! My date with Big Chungus went fantastically the other night! Things even got a bit heated and we had... y'know." Yanny took a bite of the waffle and nodded.
"mmhmmmm."
"Well I'll see you around Yanny!" Alastor walked off and went back to his room. Yanny finished up eating and started to head back up to her room with the plan to read more about possession, but she was instead greeted with Vagina lecturing Angeldust who had a room next to hers
"You can't just go out sleeping around Angel! What about your redemption." Vag's lecture was met with Angeldust mocking her, eventually she got flustered and stormed off past Yanny.
"What was that about?" Yanny asked, book still in hand.
"Oh she was pissed off i was sleeping with some guy and out late last night."
"Who was the guy?" Yanny asked in a nosey manner.
"Don't remember his name, But he called himself Big Chungus." Angeldust adjusted his boob fluff.
"Really? That's the guy Alastor went on a date with last night!" Yanny started laughing. Angeldust chuckled some
"Wait- Really?"
"Yeah he was all excited about it! Don't tell him- He will be crushed." Yanny tried to explain.
"Ok Ok I won't, I'm going out to town today, Wanna come with?" Yanny thought for a minute before deciding she would rather do more reading, She had no interest in getting accidentally killed in hell, she just wanted to leave.
"I think I'll stay here."
"Alright- Your loss." Angeldust walked past her and then she made her way back into her room. She went back under her bed and pulled out her book and continued to read, She was becoming more and more knowledgeable and she felt ready to go and possess someone, It was just a matter of when she would be chosen to do so. Before she knew it, it was dinner again. Yanny put her books away and made her way to the dining hall.
"For tonight's dinner, we're having steak." Yanny heard Charlie's voice distantly as she entered the room, she saw her plate already set, Angeldust next to her spot, She approached her spot and sat down. She took a bite of the food and turned to her side as Angeldust passed her a note.
I fucked big chungus (again)
Yanny turned her head to him and smirked, She took the pen from Angeldust and wrote back;
You need to stop. he's dating Alastor XD
Angeldust took the pen back from Yanny and wrote
I won't it's pretty funny i think
Yanny rolled her eyes
"Are you guys passing notes?" Vagina asked. Angeldust took the note and crammed it in his pocket.
"No."
"Are you sure?" Angeldust nodded his head, "I'm positive." Yanny tried to hide the pen.
"Alright, if you insist." Vag rolled her eyes and went back to eating. After dinner Alastor approached the duo.
"What were you guys passing notes about during dinner?" Before Angeldust could say anything, Yanny spoke up.
"We weren't passing any notes."
"But I clearly saw you two writing on a slip of paper to each other, are you guys leaving me out of our friend group?" Angeldust and Yanny looked at one another.
"I promise you we weren't passing each other notes." Angeldust responded.
"Pinkie promise?" Alastor asked, holding out his pinkie.
"Uh- Yeah. Pinkie Promise." Angeldust said, using his pinkie to shake Alastor's pinkie. After Angeldust took his hand away from Alastor's, him and Yanny rushed back upstairs to their rooms.
"Do you think he was onto us?" Angel asked.
"No I don't think he did I think." Yanny replied.
"Good because i cannot afford to have him find out."
"Then stop fucking Big chungus."
"But I don't want to."
Yanny decided not to try to persuade Angeldust anymore, She didn't really want to get involved in Angel's or Alastor's problems. Yanny left and went into her room. Going to bed for the night.

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Tomtord; When you see it you'll shit bricks: Act 2
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