Tomtord; When you see it you'll shit bricks: Act 2

Chapter 46: he/him lesbian

Yanny had assumed she was free from the onslaught of the teenage girls. She looked around the cafeteria to see different con-goers all enjoying a lunch. She looked at the overpriced sodas and pizza slices before taking a soda and leaving. She continued to look around at various shops before stumbling upon a mask shop.
**Yanny please get one-**
Yanny took this as Tord encouraged her to steal so she looked at the various masks. She saw a funny yellow dog mask and took it off the rack and continued walking. She looked around and saw a plain black jacket as well and took it. Yanny wasn't really paying attention to what she was stealing at that point and more just swiping for fun. She slipped on the jacket over Tord's classic red hoodie. And held the doge mask in her other hand, she slipped it onto her face but was able to still see pretty well out of it,
"Is this good, Tord?" She was able to ask a little more clearly since people wouldn't notice her talking under the mask.
**Yeah that works.**
Yanny continued looking around the shops, eventually finding a pride flag shop.
"Hey Tord, know what would be funny?"
**Jesus christ- what now?**
"I'm going to get a lesbian flag."
**Please don't- you're still in my body.**
"Ok but I'm the one controlling it, thus, you're a lesbian now." she said picking up the patch. She slipped it into her pocket saving it for later.
**People are going to think we are a he/him lesbian**
"Ok... But we basically are?"
**How are we a lesbian???**
"Because I'm the one in control and I get to make decisions. Thus, we are a lesbian." Tord continued to mentally rub at his temples, he didn't care enough to try to stop this.
**Ok. Fine. Fuck it. Guess we're a he/him lesbian.**
"Glad we agree."