[2014]EXO Updates 2

RANDOM 69

"Rappers are good at kissing"
"Dancers are good at bed"
Meanwhile.....
"Vocalists are good at moaning"

~~~

Shindong tried to buy EXO's concert ticket for his sister, he's complaining because he's having a problem getting in the site.

~~~

EXO to have 16 concerts in China for EXO'luXion, this was posted by a staff who used to post pictures during TLP #1.

~~~

-Suho is the leader of EXO-K
-Lay is said to be the new leader of EXO-M

Conclusion:
SuLay is the new guardian of EXO.

~~~

Two types of person

Sehun: pretend that he didn't saw luhan's ad.

Chanyeol: he saw luhan's ad and pointed the ad to their manager.

~~~

Buying EXO tickets is like a round of Hunger Games.

~~~

Naver Real Time Search:

#1 Yes24 (ticket sales of EXO)
#2 EXO Concert 
#3 Naver Clock (to keep track of official time)

*5 minutes before the sales of EXO tickets*

~~~

Good News
It's Okay Thats Love will be aired on ABS-CBN soon

Bad News
It will be d raise of Jeje fans
-Kyungsoorifics
-DOholics
-Soonatics

~~~

Koreanovelas to be aired in ABS-CBN this 2015

Its Okay, Its Love
My Lovely Girl
Fated To Love You
Unforgettable Love

~~~

Luhan will be cameo as a Kpop Idol on a new movie:

Reality:
12 Golden Ducks

What EXO-L's understand:
12 members
OT12
EXO

~~~

'Sehun had a lot of reasons to give up but he stayed, Luhan had a lot of reasons to stay but he gave up.'

~~~

150121

EXO'luXion 2nd Concert "happy family seat" sold out within 0.4 second today.(PAKYEEOLLLL!!! GRABEEE DATI 4 SEC ata NGAYON SHITNESSS MALUPETT NA EXO'OPPAS >.<)

~~~

Never forget your first fandom. They're the reason why you're this addicted now.

~~~

"The most terrifying thing in the world is when someone that always by yourself leave you"- EXO Sehun (HUGGOOOTT!!!)

~~~

LIFE OF BYUN BAEKHYUN

Girlfriend : Taeyeon
Boyfriend : Chanyeol
Sidekick : Jongdae
Frenemy : Kyungsoo

And . . .

SUGARMUMMY : POLARLIGHT (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....)

~~~

Imagine Luhan & Kris also in EXO Next Door Romance scenes

Girl: Hi Bab--

Kris: Shut up! You're not my style
Luhan: Tsh! Im prettier than you

~~~

Kris: SOWK
Luhan: Back to 20 & has a new movie
Yeol: Filming a new movie
DO: Cart & IOTL
EXO: EXO Next Door

OT12 slaying acting career!

~~~

Kpop idols get everything:

- money 
- friends with other idols 
- travel places
- fans

but most of all they go through successful puberty

~~~

Male Idols which sounds excellent by Instiz:

• Kyungsoo
• Kyuhyun
• Taeyang
• Onew
• Yoseob
• Sunggyu

~~~

"Ang gwapo niya talaga. Kamukha niya si Suho ng EXO." -Mara (Prime Minister and I)

~~~

Luhan's face perfectly matches for a female but not a male according to symmetric measurements.

~~~

EXO : MAMA
Tasty : MAMAMA
Kara : MAMAMIA
SuJu : MAMACITA

meanwhile...

Me: MAMA-MONEY!!!

~~~
Confirmed male groups to join Idol Star Athletics Championship (BASKETBALL):
- EXO
- INFINITE
- BEAST
- SHINEE
- B1A4
- CNBLUE

~~~

D.O's Black Fashion <3

~~~
Some upcoming
koreanovelas on GMA
this 2015:
Confirmed Acquisition
* Medical Top Team
(Starring SHINee's Minho)
* Pinocchio (Starring
Park Shin Hye and Lee Joong Suk)
Unofficial Acquisition
* TomorrowsCantab ile
* The Heater
* Modern Farmer
(Starring Lee Hongki of FT.Island)
* My Spring Days (Staring SNSD's
Sooyoung)

~~~

"EXO can't speak in English"
Kris: excuse me
Baekhyun: kkaebsong
Suho: yes excuse him 
Chanyeol: naver say that to exo

~~~

Kpop Groups' Famous Lines:

SNSD: Ayo! GG
SHINee: SHINee's back
EXO: E.X.O
2NE1: The endless "eh eh eh eh"

~~~

SYSTEM SCHOOL IN KOREA :

Elementary school aged : 8-13
Middle school aged : 14-16
High school aged : 17-19 (0_0 JINJA K-12 </3 BUTI HINDI NA KO ABOT,HAHAHA)

~~~

Friends on Facebook:

70% KPOP friends
10% I know personally
10% I know by name/ by face
5% Relatives
3% "friends"
2% WTF are you?!

~~~

Male: Boyfriend 
Female: Girlfriend

Male: EXO 
Female: EXID

Male: Wonder Boys
Female: Wonder Girls

Group names lols

~~~

G Dragon mixed up
EXO, B1A4 and BAP

Q:Which group you
pay attention to?
GD: EXO.
Q: Who do you like in
EXO?
GD: Baro. He sings high pitch in《Badman》
right?
(GD mixed up B1A4
EXO BAP) (HAHAHAHA..TOTOO BA TO >.<)

~~~

this is Kris' locker at SMT Coex Artium and you can see "Luhan nuguseyo? (OT12 <3)

~~~
A fan asked Luhan if he will go back to EXO but Luhan just smiled.

________________________________________

-xoXo