[2014]EXO Updates 2

RANDOM 30

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Tao's friends are Sehun's
friends and Sehun's friends are
Tao's friends.

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Sehun's ideal type from Instagram:

- big boobs
- foreigner
- model
- well know person/famous
- tanned
- older than him
- good fashion sense(HAHAHAHA...)

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Maybe sehun didn't know that we can see his activities on instagram

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What is the difference between a Korean kpop fan and a Filipino kpop fan?

*Bias winks*

Korean Kpop Fan : *squeals* *blushes* *kilig*

Filipino Kpop Fan : *tili* *mura* *hampas lamesa* KHZHJEJROZBZZHAOEHSH My feelz ! Di ko na kaya to JSWVAJSWVAGYIWHAOASO *more tili* *more mura* *sabunot katabi*

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Sehun with Luhan: YEHET

Without Luhan: YEHURT

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Kris gave Chanyeol a pretty shirt and an underwear for his birthday last year and this year Kris hyung is not with them.

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Dear CEO's,

If you have a world tour, please remember that my country is also part of the world map.

sincerely, International fans.

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Being an Otaku... DOUBLE KILL!!

Being a Kpop fan... TRIPLE KILL!!

Being an INTERNATIONAL FAN...

MOMOMOMOMONSTER KILL!!!

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Sehun calls you at 3 AM:

Sehun: just thought of you so I called
You: So sweet~
Sehun: Babyyy
You: Ya?
Sehun: U'r ugly. Goodnight *hangs up*

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That moment when you cant decide what to put as a wallpaper and lockscreen wallpaper.

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KPOP fans:

-they are the one who always think about their bias first before themselves
-they are the one who are ready to sacrifices everything
-they are the one who also cry even though it's other's problem because it's their bias
-they are the one who also suffer the most aside from their bias
-they are the one who aren't lazy hen it comes to spazzing or fangirling
-they are the one who study hard because of many dreams they want to become true.

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"Baklang Dinosaur"
Normal People: BARNEY
EXO-Ls: CHEN

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i miss kris

i miss luhan

i miss ot12

i miss a stronger bonding between exo members

i miss exo showtime

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POSTER: "Isang Linggong Pag-ibig"

Lunes.
Nang tayo'y magkakilala
Martes.
Binili ka sa bangketa
Miyerkules.
Nagtapat ako ng aking pag-ibig
Huwebes.
Ay! Papel ka lang pala.
Biyernes.
Sinubukan kang halayin Ngunit di masarap oh papel ang aking kinain.
Sabado.
Dinikit ka saking pintuan.
At pagsapit ng Linggo ako'y nagising sa katotohanan.

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Dear Baekhyun,

Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day
You told me you're gay.

Love,
Fangirls

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I was so wondering why my song "HAWAK KAMAY" was so trending on twitter. And I said "EXO? What's that".So I searched then when I finally knew about them I was like "WOW, SO HANDSOME!" "That was really the only word that I can describe them that time. They're even divided into two CHINESE and KOREAN Version"."I really like them they're CUTE/HANDSOME and actually think/feel that one of their members fit with me." - Yeng Constantino (WALANG FIT FIT HINDI PO KAYO TALO,JUKK MAY BOYPREN KA NA ATENG hahaha ^_^)

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These are not just numbers. They are my life.

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‪#‎EXOShowtimeMemories‬
- Luhan failed to be manly
- Chen will always be the troll king
- Kris is a dumb guy
- Xiumin fears nothing
- Sehun is an evil maknae
- Suho is the most bullied one
- Lay looks like drunk
- Chanyeol is the sasaeng of Kai
- Baekhyun being the loudest gay
- Kai being bullied as "the dark member"
- Tao is a coward kung fu master
- D.O the bully

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Its sad when

•Bias dating
•Bias have kiss scene
•Bias married
•Bias sick
•Bias leave band

I rather to see all above than
•Bias passed away(PAKYEOL...*katok sa pinto* )

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It won't mean a thing to other fandoms but 11/22/2013 11:44 KST will always be meaningful for EXO-Ls as OT12 were there.

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"Every time we received big awards, we weren't able to celebrate [because] we thought we were unworthy of the awards and had lots of other thoughts. But then, someone told us to "just enjoy this moment." I would like to thank that person and, (looks at his watch) 2013 November 22nd [in Korean time] 11:43:34, we will enjoy this moment, never forget this moment, and become EXO that always works hard. Thank you. We love you. EXO, saranghaja!"
- Suho's acceptance speech for MAMA 2013 Album of the Year

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-xoXo