[2014]EXO Updates 2

EXO-M Chat Time

Kris invited Lay to a chatroom.

Lay declined.

Tao started a conversation with Kris

Tao: Fan fan~ <3 *chu

Kris: Wtf.

Tao: How's your day been oppa~?

Kris: Oppa...?

Tao: Opps I mean Kris

Kris: How the f**k is oppa even close to Kris?

Tao: It's pretty close..

Kris: None of the letters of oppa is even in Kris...

Tao: ...

Kris: ...

Tao: STILL, IT'S PRETTY CLOSE~! ^v^

Kris: Whatever.

Tao: What are you doing?

Kris: Nothing.

Tao: Really?

Kris: NAH.. I'M JUMPING OFF A BRIDGE.

Tao: NO DON'T! I HAVE SO MANY THINGS I HAVEN'T SAID AND DONE WITH YOU YET! PLZ DON'T LEAVE OMG, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITHOUT YOU. T_T

Kris: ... It was sarcasm you idiot.

Tao: Oh. Uhm. Well that was awkward. *punches myself 100 times*

Kris: So what brings you here.

Tao: I just wanted to talk to you...

Kris: I am under the same fckn roof, only like, 5m away from you.

Tao: But I'm socially shy...

Kris sent an image:

Tao: ..............

Kris: :)

Tao: OMG.. IS THAT A SMILE?!?!

Kris: Uhm.. no.

Tao: IT WAS A SMILE??

Kris: IT WASN'T.

Tao: YOU SMILE AT ME..

Kris: ...

Taoi: OMG.. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? OH MY FEELS...

Kris: What the actual f**k...

Tao: Aww Kris <3

Kris: NO, OKAY.

Tao added Lay and Luhan to the conversation.

Lay: Oh hey Tao!

Luhan: Ey Baby

Tao: GEGES, KRIS SMILED

Lay: What

Luhan: Uhm.. that's very nice Tao..

Kris: I didn't smile. Smiling isn't my style.

Lay sent an image:*A picture of Kris a Wide smile*

Lay: "Smiling isn't my style."

Kris: ........................ fck unicorn.

Lay: Your argument is irrelevant. 1-0 Yixing.

Luhan: Ehmm.. are we going to break out into another argument again..?

Tao: Just lemme catch my breath, Kris smiled. Like. Woah. Dude.

Kris: Luhan, stay the f**k out of this.

Lay: Excuse you, don't talk to my Luhan like that.

Kris: *scoffs* YOUR Luhan???

Luhan: AWW LAY.. <3