If only (trans reader x Peter parker)

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"What's going on?" Peter asked. "I think we're here." I said. "I don't think this rig has a self park function. Get your hand inside the steering gimbal, close those around it." Tony said, walking. Peter and Tony walked over to the steering gimbals and stuck one hand each inside as they closed around them. "We might wanna turn." He started. "Turn, turn, turn!" Peter repeated in a panic as we hit the ground gently. We turned, crashing into something as the wizard did something and a bunch or orange lines surrounded us. The ship was broken in half, we'd be lucky to survive. We hit the ground, dragging along the floor. "Are you alright?" Stephen asked Tony, helping him up. I grabbed peter's hand, tugging him upwards. "You're ok." I smiled, hitting s button on the back of the suit as his mask disappeared. I fixed his hair, taking off my mask and kissing his cheek. "That was close. I owe you one." Tony said. "Let me just say, if aliens implant eggs in my chest and I eat one of you, I'm sorry. Especially you y/n." Peter said.

"I don't want to hear another single pop culture reference for the rest of the trip, got it?" Tony asked. "I'm just saying, something I'd coming." Peter said. We put our masks back on (WEAR A MASK YOU FILTHY GREMLINS, YEAH YOU MINI KAREN, WEAR THE MASK. ITS A PANDEMIC.) and stood quietly for a moment as a grenade of some description rolled in and exploded, pushing us all to the ground as three people, some guy, some blue guy and a bug ran over. "Thanos!" The blue guy yelled, throwing a dagger as the wizard blocked it. This was followed by more yelling, lasers, a chase, peter webbing the bug up and me being held in a chokehold by the guy with the laser guns. "Everybody stay where you are, chill the eff out." The guy holding me said. "I'm gonna ask you one time, where is gamora?" He asked. "I'll do you one better, who is gamora?" Tony asked. "I'll do you one better, why is gamora?" The blue guy asked.

"Tell me where the girl is or I swear to you I'll French fry this girl." The guy holding me said, aiming a gun at my head. "Jokes on you, I have a death wish." I smirked. "Let's do it, you shoot my guy I'll shoot yours. Let's go." Tony said, his suit arm shifting to a giant gun. "Do it quill, I can take it." The blue guy said. "No he can't! He can't take it!" The bug yelled. "She's right, you really can't take it." Dr strange said, holding his shield. "Oh yeah? You're not gonna tell me where she is? That's fine. I'll kill all three of you and I'll beat it out of thanos myself." The guy said, pushing his gun into my head. "Starting with you." He said, putting his finger on the trigger. "Do it, you wouldn't, no balls." I whispered. "Wait, thanos? Alright, let me ask you this one time, What master do you serve?" Dr strange asked. "What master do I serve? What am i supposed to say Jesus?" The guy holding me asked, tightening his grip on me. "You're from earth?" Tony asked.

"I'm not from earth, I'm from Missouri." He replied, adjusting his stand. "Yeah that's on earth dipshit. What are you hassling us for?" Tony asked, his mask shifting off. "So you're not with thanos?" Peter asked. "With thanos? No! I'm here to kill thanos, he took my girl. Wait who are you guys?" He asked, pulling the gun from my head. "We're what's left of the avengers." I said, removing my mask. "Oh, you're the ones Thor told us about!" Mantis said. "Thor? You know Thor?" Tony asked. The guy let go of me. "Yeah, tell guy, not that good looking, needed saving." He said. I looked at him, confused. "where is he now?" Strange asked.

Time skip because the movie never actually clarified what happened here but let's assume everyone introduced eachother.

"What the hell happened here? This planet is 6 degrees of its axis, the gravitational pull is all over the place." Quill said, walking around. "Yeah, we got one advantage. He's coming to us. We'll use it. All right, I have a plan. Or at least the beginnings of one. It's pretty simple. We draw him in, pin him down, get what we need. Definitely don't wanna dance with this guy. We just want the gauntlet." Mr stark said, walking around aimlessly. Drax yawned and looked around. "Are you yawning? In the middle of this, while I'm breaking it down? Huh? Did you hear what I said?" Tony asked "I stopped listening after you said We need a plan." He replied.
"Okay, Mr. Clean is on his own page." Tony whispered to quill. "See, not winging it isn't really what they do." Quill replied. "Uh, what exactly is it that they do?" Peter asked. "Don't-" i started. "Kick names, take ass." Mantis said, drag nodding in agreement. I couldn't help but laugh. "Something funny?" Drax asked.

"You mean take names, kick ass?" I asked. He paused before beginning to quietly nod. "Yeah, that's right." He agreed. "Alright, just get over here, please. Mr. Lord, can you get your folks to circle up?" Tony started, walking over to a spot. "Mr. Lord- Star-Lord is fine." He said, motioning for the others to follow him over. "We gotta coalesce. Cause if all we come at him with is a plucky attitude." Tony started. "Dude, don't call us plucky. We don't know what it means. Alright, we're optimistic, yes. I like your plan. Except it sucks, so let me do the plan, and that way it might be really good." Quill replied. "Tell him about the dance-off to save the universe." Drax butted in. "What dance-off?" Tony asked. "You mean like in footloose?" Peter and I asked. "Yeah! Exactly like footloose. Is it still the greatest movie in history?" Quill asked. "Never was." I replied.